Grab your parrot, peg-leg and grog bucket, it’s f**kin’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day, you swashbuckling bastards! What’s possibly the best holiday you don’t get work off for, ITLPD gives you the opportunity to act like the law-breaking, sword-weilding seaman you wish you were without seeming like a crazy person. But aside from figuring out your pirate name and messing around with the English-to-Pirate translator, Talk Like a Pirate Day wouldn’t be complete without a ton of sexy pirate chicks to shiver your timbers.
Lil' Cap'n Travis says:
Fri, 19th Sep 2008 6:43 pm
Argh, me likes. I’m hoistin’ me a woodie maties.
Captain WoodNi! says:
Sun, 21st Sep 2008 4:20 am
Ahar ye swash buklen party poopers! Where ye be when I need ye most!?! Ye amatures of sea sponges and sea slugs! I be seein yee soon as I hoist the Jolly Rodger and S.U.Y.T. banners aboard the “Sultans Swingswet” yacht!
I’m a true pirate who steals the hearts of sexy women and I am a professional pirate! I’m not a swinger! I build swingsets! Some for the ladies kiddies and some for adults! AHAR!
Beware ladies as I have a terrible reputation oof being so hungry at times I eat me captives and female ALIVE!
~ ARRRR!
“The pirate life for me!” Have to be doing something to do with me peg leg! can’t keep it in me pants forever ya know! ARR!
“Captain WoodnI wood ye need female pirates as well as deck ornaments and Captain boy-OH-BOY girls?
“WOOD-N-I!” says the dreaded pirate Captain WoodNi! Sultan Ultimate*
Cap'n Kiddo says:
Tue, 30th Sep 2008 5:25 pm
Arrrrgh ……. me wooden leg isn’t the only thing that’s hard!
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