Who Would You Rather: Megan Fox vs Olivia Wilde?

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Man, this day just keeps getting better and better. It turns out that Megan Fox isn’t just hot, she’s a real-life lesbian fantasy from Heaven. In addition to admitting to GQ magazine that she once loved a Russian stripper, the Transformers star also has a thing for (her doppleganger) actress, Olivia Wilde–it’s like Megan’s so hot, she just wants to make-out with herself.

Logically, this begs the question, Who would you rather get in the hypothetical sack, Megan or Olivia?

9 Comments on "Who Would You Rather: Megan Fox vs Olivia Wilde?"

  1. Frnk says:
    Thu, 18th Sep 2008  6:51 am 

    What a stupid question. The answer is bBoth of course!

  2. Fin says:
    Thu, 18th Sep 2008  5:12 pm 

    I’d like to see a full STD panel on Megan Fox before I got anywhere near her. Then, possibly, if she has her skanky tats removed, I’d consider letter her join me and Olivia. But she wouldn’t be allowed to speak.

  3. Chewbacca says:
    Fri, 3rd Oct 2008  1:08 am 

    I agree with Fin. Megan Fox is hot but I can’t shake the feeling if I had the fortune/misfortune of getting my penis in there it would fall off or at minimum catch hepatitis C with those prison looking tats. The prematurely leathered skin doesn’t help either

  4. Viagra says:
    Mon, 22nd Dec 2008  12:42 pm 

    Nice site you have!

  5. Cyclonus says:
    Wed, 21st Jan 2009  1:35 pm 

    Dude there is no question both. Just take a 5 Hour energy drink and pop a viagra then go to town.

  6. Sheriff says:
    Sat, 7th Feb 2009  4:20 am 

    id choose megan fox if i needed to grease a pan for grilled cheese and herpes.

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