Who Would You Rather: Megan Fox vs Olivia Wilde?

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Man, this day just keeps getting better and better. It turns out that Megan Fox isn’t just hot, she’s a real-life lesbian fantasy from Heaven. In addition to admitting to GQ magazine that she once loved a Russian stripper, the Transformers star also has a thing for (her doppleganger) actress, Olivia Wilde–it’s like Megan’s so hot, she just wants to make-out with herself.

Logically, this begs the question, Who would you rather get in the hypothetical sack, Megan or Olivia?

  • Frnk says:

    What a stupid question. The answer is bBoth of course!

  • Fin says:

    I’d like to see a full STD panel on Megan Fox before I got anywhere near her. Then, possibly, if she has her skanky tats removed, I’d consider letter her join me and Olivia. But she wouldn’t be allowed to speak.

  • Chewbacca says:

    I agree with Fin. Megan Fox is hot but I can’t shake the feeling if I had the fortune/misfortune of getting my penis in there it would fall off or at minimum catch hepatitis C with those prison looking tats. The prematurely leathered skin doesn’t help either

  • Viagra says:

    Nice site you have!

  • Cyclonus says:

    Dude there is no question both. Just take a 5 Hour energy drink and pop a viagra then go to town.

  • Sheriff says:

    id choose megan fox if i needed to grease a pan for grilled cheese and herpes.

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