NFL Week 2 Fantasy Failures

By COED Staff

Kickers scoring more than RB’s, Chargers’ Defense holders wanting Ed Hochuli’s head on a platter, Aaron Rodgers playing like Peyton Manning (and Peyton playing like sh!t) – Cats and Dogs living together…MASS HYSTERIA!

Week 2 may have lacked Tom Brady and LT, but there was no shortage of drama and disappointment:

1. LaDainian Tomlinson got 40 yds of total yardage. If you were forced to lie, cheat and steal your way into picking up LT in your draft, this must have been a kick in the balls. Hurt toe or not – as long as LT is on that team Sproles really shouldn’t be the highest scoring runner.

2. DeSean Jackson, you little motherf*#%*^! Celebrate AFTER you enter the endzone. Over 100 receiving wards, but for the people who ran to get him off of the waiver wire before everyone else, you lost a TD. Though his performance not by definition a failure (the Bengals are so bad I didn’t have the heart to mention them). I am not sure who else caught this dumbass pitching the ball away in celebration before he crossed endzone, but he cost himself and McNabb owners 7 pts…keep it real on your own time…ass…

3. Larry Johnson + Oakland Defense=22 yards? I know I am failing Calculus, but that just doesn’t sound right to me…not at all. And yet some how Oakland’s Head Coach is probably going to lose his job…uh…ok

4. Tarvaris Jackson was outscored by Ryan Longwell. Adrian Peterson and the Minnesota Defense put on a clinic as far as heart is concerned. Peterson was a monster, an actual purple monster – but Jackson could not get in sync all game.

5. Fred Taylor was held under 50 yds again. Garrard wasn’t much of a help, but as one of the veterans on that team, you would hope Taylor would try and spark something, instead, he pouted on the sideline for half of the game mumbling to the waterboy and anyone else who would listen. Not looking pretty Fred, I think its time to think about the R-word.

Who was a bigger Week 2 disappointment?