Incomprehensible English: The Kooks Interview

The Kooks are everywhere! Recently, we had a chance to get lead singer, Luke Pritchard on the phone for an interview. And earlier this week, we caught their NYC show at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Good times all around.

The show freakin’ ROCKED! But we realized something–unless he’s singing, you cannot understand a damn thing Luke Pritchard says. He’s a bit like Brad Pitt in Snatch. So instead of transcribing out an interview full of “TAPE UNCLEAR”, we’ve decided to give you the whole thing, uncensored and only marginally decipherable to the untrained ear, plus some sweet snapshots from Wednesday night’s show.

Check out The Kooks’ Luke Pritchard interview and exclusive photos after the jump!

[Editors note: If the interviewer sounds like he's drunk, it's probably because he is...That, and Luke might as well have been talking Chinese. So don't blame us, blame...uh, blame yourself, you son-of-a-bitch.]

(Images: Austin Rhodes)

  • hadley says:

    Ha! I was thinking the same thing. I was at the NYC show and couldn’t understand a word out of his mouth- great show though

  • Tyrone Biggums says:

    now that shit is funny…what is it with white british guys? Not a word…I couldn’t get a word

  • tim says:

    amazing. sounds like muffled russell brand

  • gordon says:

    I understood every single word, you want me to transcribe it for you? i dunno though, he doesn’t really say anything substantial…

  • loz says:

    i could understand him, guess its just you americans, its quite a strong accent, it didnt help he was muttering through half of it either

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