Sex Ed With Casey Parker: September 5th

Welcome class, to Sex Ed with porn star Casey Parker! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. So sit up straight, get your #2 pencils ready, and prepare to bask in the sexy wisdom of porn star Casey Parker!

Check out Sex Ed with Casey Parker after the jump!

What are some sure-fire ways to turn a lady on?
-John G.

Go down on her, duh! Here’s the thing, if you like a girl and she’s not paying attention to you this is what you do. Invite her out for drinks and pick a bar close to your house, have a couple drinks. Have the same amount of drinks as her so you both are getting drunk. You get a little crazy, then she’ll be too drunk to drive home and you say, “Hey, my place is right down the block.” Take her down to your place and you’ll get some. But remember go down on her first. Don’t ever let a girl give you a blow job first, she will feel like she is being used. Go down on her first and she will return the favor 10 fold. That is how you’re going to get laid.

Do men have to do gay porn to get into the industry?
-
Phil

No! I don’t work with any guys that do “gay porn.” A lot of agents will tell you that is the way to do it because the agents make more money that way, but there are plenty of hot straight guys who have never dabbled in gay porn. So that’s a no.

I married my girlfriend under the assumption that she loved anal sex. Now that we are married she has completely cut me off from butt love. I feel like she led me on when we were dating so that I would marry her. What do I do?
-“Toronto”

Well duh, the only reason she was doing anal was so that he would marry her. With me I feel that talking things out is the best policy. Sit her down and say that “in the beginning you led me on to believe this was the person that I married and this is a part of my sexuality” and if she doesn’t want to do it maybe you could suggest a threesome with a girl that will. And if she decides to cut you off completely then you will have to decided whether or not you can life without that type of sexual experience for the rest of your life. I know I wouldn’t.

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