Pick a card, any card. This marks the second installment of our new weekly game Three Blog Monte, which pits you against chance–and our sick sense of humor.
This week’s prize is Marissa Miller! Choose the right card, and you’ll get a face full of her awesome hotness. Fail that, and who knows what humiliating wrath the Internet Gods will wish upon your head.
Don’t worry, everything’s SFW–if you consider looking like a douche safe for work, that is.





Marisa Miller Victoria's Secret Hotness
Incredible Knockout Punch
If You Like Side Boob…
Sexiest College Cheerleaders
Epic Side Boob
Be A Man! Beer Can Chicken
Should You Lend Money To Friends?
A Sandy Handful
Pokies!
White Face Sammy Sosa
7 Signs Your Lady Crazy
Movie Myths About Sex
World's Hottest MILF
WTF?!
#1 Reason I Love Australia
Hand Bra
Cheryl Tweedy WAG Cleavage
Dozens of Sexy Hometown Hotties
Bubble Butts!
Clingy Shirt + Water = You Know What
Pool Action
She Is Gonna Win!
Hot Rap Video
My Fav Pic of the Day? Yes!
Split!
50 Hottest American Women
The Girls of Summer
Sand Bra