FHM Vs Maxim Model Showdown
September 4, 2008 Posted in Entertainment
After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?
To help figure out this all-important query, we’ve taken the hottest girls who’ve posed for both magazines and put their pictures against each other to decide once and for all which is the king of the lad mags.
Check out FHM vs Maxim after the jump!
Keeley Hazell
With arguably the best boobs in the business, this British uber-hottie has been at the top of our list since we learned how to make lists. Not only does she have a ridiculously smokin’ bod, but she’s willing to show it all off, all the time. Really, chicks don’t get much any better than this.
Carmen Electra
A staple in the world of hot chicks, Carmen Electra has been on our wish-list since we understood boobs. She’s been everywhere and done every sexy thing a woman could do–not counting marrying Rodman. That was just wrong.
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Jenny McCarthy
From the good ol’ days of MTV’s Singled Out to her cougar hotness of today, Jenny McCarthy has been men’s undisputed dream girl for as long as our beer-soaked brains can remember. She’s so hot, she makes Jim Carrey look like at least less of a douche…
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Jamie Pressly
Before landing a staring role on My Name is Earl, this Golden Globe-nominated and Emmy Award-Winning is the reigning beauty queen of the white-trash world. So of course she’s popular now. But we’ve been all-out for this one since Poison Ivy: The New Seduction.
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Christina Aguilera
Since her “What a Girl Wants” video premiered in 1999, we’ve been hot for this blond bombshell. And when her much-anticipated Maxim photo shoot came out (you know, the one with in the swimming pool), it took all our power to not get creepy about it.
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Joanna Krupa
Every single picture of this Slavic stunner makes us nauseous with horniness. She’s the physical embodiment of sexy, with a painfully sexy body and eyes that could kill.Basically, she’s like a long range missile of sexiness that has stopped more hearts than a cluster bomb.
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Erica Durance
Best known for her role as Lois Lane on Smallville, Durance was born in Calgary, Canada and has a pile of television and film appearance under her belt already. But we’re thinking she could just get a role on every show, and then we’d be happy.
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Fergie
Like her or hate her, this lead singer of the Black Eyed Peas has her lady lumps in all the right places. Not that we’re trying to convince you of anything, but if she showed up at your front door, tell us you wouldn’t let her inside. You know it’d be a good time…
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Leeann Tweeden
In a smorgasborg of hotness (she’s Norwegian, Spanish and Filipino), this 35-year-old model and actress is best known for her role as correspondent on Fox Sport Net’s Best Damn Sports Show Period from 2000 to 2007. But she’s best know to us for that body. Hot damn!
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Nadine Velazquez
This Chicago-native and star of NBC’s My Name is Earl brings to the table ridiculous good looks and Puerto Rican attitude to back them up. And while she’s appeared in both these wonderful publications, we could do to see a hell of a lot more of this lovely lady.
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Natassia Malthe
More exotic than a bag of fried duck tongues, Natassia comes from Norwegian and Filippino decent. How that happens, we have no idea. But we’re sure happy it did.
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Olga Kurylenko
This 28-year-old sizzler started her career as a model, after being scouted on a Russian beach at age 13 before relocating to France. Luckily for you, she’ll be the newest Bond girl in the upcoming 007 flick, Quantum of Solace.
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Rachelle Leah
Currently the host of UFC All Access, which airs a week before any pay-per-view UFC event, Rachelle Leah, 24, is an American model of Filipino and Sicilian ancestry, and she began modeling at age 18.
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Emily Scott
Voted the “Sexiest Aussie Babe” by FHM – Australia, this 25-year-old sultry brunette-stunner started in music videos and as the face of Lipton Ice Tea. But her popularity soon blossomed, landing her pictorials in Nuts, Zoo, Stuff, Playboy and (of course) Maxim. Let’s just hope the trend continues. But with a face (and body) like that, how could it not?
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Brooke Burke
As the best host of Wild On!, Burke sits atop sexy mountain with a body and face so fly staring at her too long can give you vertigo. We’ve been checking out Brooke’s bangin’ body since before we can remember. But that doesn’t mean she’s anything less than amazing.
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Rebecca Grant
With one of the most underrated bodies in the business, actress, model and sports host Rebecca Grant is a brunette bombshell that knows something about throwing bombsl, as host of ESPN’s Truck Stop and a slew of other shows.
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Tricia Helfer
Best known for her role as Number Six in Battlestar Galactica, Tricia Helfer is a 34-year-old Canadian model and actress, having graced the covers of ELLE, Cosmopolitan, Vogue as well as appearing topless in the Feb. 2007 issue of Playboy.
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Megan Fox
The hottest of hot. The cream of the crop. The one worth dying for, Transformers star Megan Fox isn’t just a woman, she’s a dream in the form of the most smokin’ woman ever to walk the 21st Cenutry Earth. Not that we’re biased or anything.
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Both of these magazines are a complete joke. I see more flesh at the gym, the beach, or in any women's magazine on a waiting room coffee table. Any mainstream European, Canadian, British, or Australian magazine also shows more.
I guess they are both afraid that any hint of a nipple would lead to the mothers of the 14 year old boys that read these magazines grounding them from further purchases.
Then I want to go to your gym
Trey, your full of shit. If you see more flesh at your gym, its from fat, old, out of shape. Dont play yourself.
Freeze,
Not sure how you know what the women look like at my gym; I actually go to several across the country, and there are always hot women in tank tops with poky nipples. When was the last time you even saw a nipple in one of these mags? And when I hit the beach in Miami, there are many nice looking topless types around.
Nope, I stand by my opinion. These magazines are rubbish for 14 year old boys that have never seen a real boob. How old are you?
These mags aren't designed to show nipples in the first place. These are tease mags, not porn. I would suggest that if Trey wishes to view a boob he glance into a mirror.
FHM way better
TnMan3,
If you think a bare nipple is "porn", you better stay away from most of the world's beaches. Wouldn't want to embarass your @ss.
Not "designed" to show nipples! Just designed to "tease". What utter B.S.!
unblievable snaps each other mazines
Emily Scott's Maxim cover…. clearly nipple visible just to toss that out there.
What is hilarious to me, seeing the poll results, is that the photo chosen "sexier" was just whichever one had the model wearing less clothing… even if it wasn't actually a better photo, if her hair, face, pose, or even the photo composition, etc, were not as good. Apparently quality is easily trumped by nudity. Of course, I am not saying that there is all that much "quality" to trump…
Hands down, FHM all the way baby! WOW!
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FHM FTW
Dude, this post is missing black women. Where are the asians.
Magazines aren’t very balanced, darn near racist.
Where have all the real boobs gone?
FHM wins for sure. I am, however, sick of all the airbrushing crap that they do in these mags. Makes em all look the same. I want to see some real women!
Maxim is no more in the UK anyway, the last printed issue this month then it's all online from then, like FHM is in the US. Both mags have gone completely downhill over the past couple of years anyway, less A-list celebrities wearing little to B and C-list celebrities wearing more.
I like this comparison. fhm wins easily.
in response to typical.. its not about which picture has less clothing. its about which picture shows the person to be more attractive. theres lots of factors. lighting, color, type of clothing, angle, etc. for example carmen electra. she has less clothing in the maxim but she shows sign of age which is less attractive to me than the fhm. so i chose fhm since they showed her curves and wat not without any showing anything negative.
@ Trey says:
Fri, 5th Sep 2008 12:43 pm
FHM is British ánd mainstream.
And second: It's not about the square inches of nude you moron, it's about who got the best / sexiest / unexpected pictures. You can find nude and porn anywhere.
Both magazines suck. Both use to be something almost a decade ago. I mean they had something back then that you couldn't deny. I mean we were passing Maxim's and FHM's around the barricks when i was in the military, not Playboys and Hustlers. But the content has gone to shit since then, both are a joke, one is barely a magazine anymore, yet charges almost six bucks an issue. And the pictures suck. The best picture is the first picture, and its always on a two sheet spread, so you can take it out of the magazine. And even though this "vs" might show you decent ass shots, neither really show any ass shots, even if they were doing a pictorial on J-Lo or Fergie or someone else known for flaunting their money maker to get your attention. Both of these magazines are trash now. They use to be more popular than Playboy, sad but true.
im a girl but thought i would comment these mags are rubbish there all about fake boobs and air brushing they need to start using real woman and noooo air brishing check out my site guys at http://www.aclassmodels.com
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