Knicks Acquire Patrick Ewing Jr… Still Clueless?

In a very quiet move outside of New York, the Knicks acquired Patrick Ewing Jr. from the Houston Rockets in exchange for the draft rights for Frederic Weis.  This trade is hilarious/awesome/strange on so many levels.

Knicks fans may finally be able to rejoice and get closure on the infamous 1999 Draft seletion of Weis over local hero and St. John’s baller, Ron Artest.  Obviously, Weis – yes, the man Vince Carter dunked on by literally jumping over his entire body – isn’t going to come over from France anytime soon to play for the Rockets – but how hysterical is it now that both Artest and Weis are on the same roster – in Houston, of all places.

But more importantly for the Knicks, they were able to secure the son of Knick legend Patrick Ewing in the same deal.  If anything, adding Ewing Jr after disgracefully dealing Ewing Sr to Seattle at the tail end of his career represents a good karma move for New York.

However, the trade adds another man to their current roster, which now inflates to 16 – one over the maximum 15.  And even more strange, it adds another defensive-minded small forward to a roster already loaded with exactly that, just a month after dealing Renaldo Balkman to Denver because they already had too many of those.  Hmmmmm.

Hopefully Ewing Jr. will stick if not for any reason than to make New Yorkers feel that warm fuzzy when he warms up on the floor.  But who will be the next current Knick to go?  Stephon Marbury?  Jerome James?  Jared Jeffries?  One can only guess what Donnie Walsh has next up his sleeve.

(Photo Source: Newsday / Ana P. Gutierrez)

  • Rick Danger says:

    Balkman was a spark plug for the Knicks, and one of the few valuable pieces (Crawford, Robinson, Lee) they had. Problem is, the value players are the only ones other teams would be interested in. Zack Randolph, Quentin Richardson, and Stephon Marbury are all selfish, one dimensional players more interested in padding their stat lines and wallets than playing team ball. Wilson Chandler has shown some flashes, but he’s not a blue chipper. Eddy Curry retrogressed; was it because Randolph was hogging the ball, or has Eddy switched off ? Plenty of drama in the upcoming season !

Tell us what you're thinking by leaving a comment...




COVER STORY

The 13 Most Disastrous Runway Model FAILs [Videos] The 13 Most Disastrous Runway Model FAILs [Videos]

When you think of models, the first things that probably come to mind are beauty,... 

105 Counts of Statue-tory Rape (a.k.a Statue Groping) 105 Counts of Statue-tory Rape (a.k.a Statue Groping)

In the dark, dank pit of perversion that is the human psyched, nuzzled somewhere... 

How to Not Be a Douchebag New Yorker in NYC How to Not Be a Douchebag New Yorker in NYC

New York City – home to every type of person you can imagine, all crammed... 

Read More Posts From This Category

GIRLS

Sweet Ass Tuesday: July 14th, 2009 Sweet Ass Tuesday: July 14th, 2009

Gentlemen, welcome to the latest installment of Sweet Ass Tuesday! Assuming you... 

Buxom Ballgirls of the Madrid Masters Buxom Ballgirls of the Madrid Masters

The first rule of making something way more awesome is to replace as many parts... 

Cheerleaders of Major League Baseball Cheerleaders of Major League Baseball

With Monday’s Home Run Derby and Tuesday’s All Star game kicking off... 

Read More Posts From This Category
Ana Beatriz Barros is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Ana Beatriz Barros is Today’s Daily Snapshot

orn in Brazil, the supermodel mecca of the world, 26-year-old Anna Beatriz Barros has been one of the hottest honeys on the scene for years. Best known for her work with Guess?, Victoria’s Secret, Chanel cosmetics, and Jennifer Lopez’s JLo fashion line, Anna is said to be best friends with co-model Alessandra Ambrosio. Now that’s a Girl’s Night Out we’d like crash.