I won’t lie to you…was never really a fan.

X-Files was a little before my time. His part in ‘Zoolander‘ was funny. The X-Files movie is about 10 years too late, but I probably wouldn’t have seen it before this. I now know that David Duchovny and I are brothers. We are brothers of sex addiction.

Some might claim this is a publicity stunt because, after all, the X-Files movie could be one of the most poorly timed theatrical film releases of all-time. However, I feel that we all have our cross to bear and David and I deserve the same compassion as other addicts. Sure, David Duchovny is married to one of the most epic MILF’s in Hollywood, Téa Leoni, but sometimes you need a little variety. My question is, if you are David Duchovny what is sexual addiction or vice? Is he a porn guy (if so, midget, anime, amputee, bi-curious, etc.)? Is he into escorts like the former NY Governor?

I think David Duchovny loves him some:

Hopefully, we will soon find out and I will know if I am the only one into anime porn with midget amputees (Don’t you dare judge me). Either way, David – my brother – you are not alone. You have my undying support and please know that if you need more time in rehab, your wife will not be alone.

Téa…email me, and you will not be alone…I promise.