Ah, the infamous party animal, that guy who manages to keep drinking longer, stay standing while more inebriated and pass on the fun to all those around him better than anybody else.

So, with release of the destined to be classic party movie, College on Friday, August 29, we’ve decided to create the ultimate party animal from some of the best movie party animals of all time. Because you can’t have college without parties, and you can’t have parties without party animals.

Check out College’s Ultimate Party Animal after the jump!

1. James “Droz” Andrews
Movie: PCU
Actor: Jeremy Piven

Brains: Sure “Droz” is a party animal at heart, but when it comes down to battles of intellect, he can outwit anyone, anytime–including the school’s dastardly administration.

While getting plastered might not be the most cerebral of activities master party animal needs a brain because there will be many pressure situations where he will need to think on his toes – eight kegs or nine?

2. Frank The Tank
Movie: Old School
Actor: Will Farrell

Lips: Why? “It tastes so good when it hits your lips!” Without those lips he wouldn’t be able to suck down funnels at the rate he does.

The ultimate party animal needs strong lips because he will be sucking a lot of face with the ladies after taking down a co-ed funnel because after all we all know, chicks dig the funnel.

3. Ogre
Movie: Revenge of the Nerds
Actor: Donald Gibb

Arms: “NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDSSSS!!!” Alpha Beta’s ultimate mindless jock, Ogre embodies all that is tough and mean from the fraternity experience.

Hanging out with this dude is about as difficult as pledging itself. He’s the monster who can drink you under the table, and crush you with his hulking arms all at the same time.

4. John ‘Bluto’ Blutarsky
Movie: Animal House
Actor: John Belushi

Stomach: Anyone else, and we mean anyone, would puke after chugging a bottle of Jack–but not John Bluto. His stomach is so callused from years of boozing that it allows him to undertake such a ridiculous stunt.

The master party animal needs a strong stomach to stand up to any chugging challenge. And really, what better skill is there?

5. Colossus
Movie: Van Wilder
Actor: Um, it’s a dog…

Balls: No, not the metaphorical ones. We’re talking giant, swollen, pendulum-like nuts that played the key role in one of the most disgusting and well-deserved pranks in college movie history–the infamous dog spooge eclairs. Sure, Van Wilder might have been the mastermind behind the plot, but this badass bulldog has more party soul (and party balls) than most dudes three times his size.

Don’t forget to check out College, in theaters tomorrow!