Top Heavy: Keeley Hazell

August 19, 2008 - 3:27 pm By COED Staff

As you, the wonderful readers of COED know well, the best part about boobs is, no matter how many you see, you always want to see more boobs. Even bad boobs you want to see, if only just to know what they look like. And good boobs, those never get boring.

But when an elusive Perfect Pair graces you with its presence, each glance is like getting punched in the solar plexus by horniness. Your blood runs cold, palms drip with sweat and an animalistic desire overtakes your entire being. It’s almost too much to handle. So take a deep breath, and prepare yourself for the absolute awesomeness that is Keeley Hazell. Be strong.

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