The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone
August 13, 2008 Posted in Daily Features
Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won), 20-year-old Alicia Sacramone is still our favorite high-flying hottie. She’s cute as can be, and fills out the spandex better than any other gymnast in Beijing this year–maybe ever. Oh, and did we mention that she’s a total badass?
To properly honor this flexible hottie, we’ve put together the one-stop-shop for all the Sacramone sexiness this side of the Great Wall with The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone. Maybe the US team came in second yesterday, but Alicia and her bodacious butt have already earned their gold.























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she is so damn hot. shame they dnt get points for looks in the olympics. to bad she messed up. x
How old is this chick??? I can never tell with Gymnasts. They all look twelve.
She's 20 but doesn't look it. I wouldn't want to piss her off, though. What a muscular set of shoulders and neck meat! She's a definite 9! She'd be a 10 if her dad owned a liquor store.
She's 20. Read the freaking article crunchy!
And yeah I'm glad you guys put this page up. I noticed her last night and just thought, yeah she's not doing her best, but holy crap was she fun to watch.
i love this girl…. she soooo hoooot…. im in love!!!! Alicia I love You!!! damn shes unbelievable i love the way she moves… jst to let yall know i never get like this but damn shes hot.. anyone has her number?
i want to marry this girl!
Can you imagine what you can do with someone that flexable. OH MAN.
Too bad her skills last night were broke ass…
Nastia Liukin is much prettier.
Yeah, she's pretty for a gymnast … when so many look like sawed-off fire hydrants like M.L. Retton et al. Still, once this chick quits gymnastics she's gonna get even thicker, so enjoy her now. And FYI, after dating a ballerina for a bit back in the day, flexibility is a very fun thang.
i like the way it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in love. Will she marry me? She is perfect. Possibly the most beautiful women ever!
She is RIDICULOUSLY hot. This is a great site, man thanks for puttin these pics on.
Her real name is HorseNeck McGee. The neck that is bigger than her head is a deal breaker for me.
crunchy: just checked wikipedia, she's 12
Don't worry guys, few more years and she'll be too old for gymnastics and then playboy will come calling….damn it wish playboy would come calling yesterday!
Natia Liukin is even hotter. Greatest ass and legs on the planet. Looks like she's triple jointed to, and could probably do some real fun things with that flexibility.
That first picture isn't Alicia(she didn't make it to the Olympics that year), its former jailbait Gold medalist turn pop singer Carly Patterson
More pictures(plus the one above) of Carly <a href="http://www.jamd.com/search?assettype=g&assetid=51192947&text=Carly+Patterson+Athens+2004/" rel="nofollow">here
josh…they said during the team finals that she's 20…
SHE IS REALLY GOOD:)
i ADMIRED HER