How To Fly With Pot
August 13, 2008 Posted in Daily Features
Nothing makes for a relaxing vacation like toking on some dank sh*t. But if your plans involve flying, getting your stash from home to your destination involves breaking quite a few laws. So to keep you from having to track down a dealer when you’re from out of town–never a good plan–we’ve laid out exactly how to sneak a bit on board without the Department of Homeland security shoving a German shepherd up your a**. But remember, if you still get caught, we’ve never met…
Find out how to fly with pot after the break!
1. Bigger the bag the bigger the bust: Don’t be greedy–any more than a gram or two, and you’re asking for it.
2. Wrap it up: Seal the gram in a tightly wrapped ball of saran wrap, then insert the nugs into a very small ziplock bag. (If your dealer doesn’t use these, many head shops and jewelry shops will have them. They are also often included with new electronics to hold batteries or small screws.) Before you seal the bag, press the saran ball and bag with a heavy book to minimize the bulkiness. And remember, ONLY CARRY ONE BAG–multiple bags is considered “intent to distribute,” a much bigger penalty, if you get caught.
3. The fifth pocket: Insert the sealed nugget into your fifth pocket of a pair of jeans, which never gets searched. If you’ve done step 2 correctly, it shouldn’t feel any different on the outside than four quarters (25 cent pieces–not an ounce). As an added precaution, put something small, like a piece of gum or candy, on top of your stash, so if you can pull something out of that pocket if asked–but that probably won’t happen.
4. No Metal: Remove all metal from your body, period–belt, jewelry, phone, iPod, anything. Stow all your personal items in your carry-on before hand, so you have nothing to worry about going through the metal detector. Remember, they’re looking for terrorists, not pot smokers with a small personal stash.
5. Ready, Move: Once situated on the plane, go to the lavatory and move the bag from your fifth pocket to the inside of your shoe. The smell of your feet/socks will disguise any lingering odor. If you have packed your bag well, this is not an essential step. But good pot smells no matter how well it’s packed. To help further mask the weed scent, wear two day old socks for extra stink. Or you can opt for a stout fragrance like patucculi. But that’s also a good way to let everyone know you’re damn hippy. Happy flying!
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spandex support shorts for sports. the ones with the built in cup fo rlike hockey or football. you can take the cup out because its removable for when you wash it and just stick the sack in that. extra protection, dont wash the shorts after a few games or practices to mask the stench haha
You can also just have your ladyfriend put it in her snatch.
I usually just eat it and then shit it out wherever I land. Or I put it in a deflated basketball and shove it up my ass.
last year I went to florida, "knowing that there was plenty of weed out there, bu mines is better" and I had my girlfriend take a couple bags of purple kush in her bra. everything went well, but we ran out half way through our vacation, So we just had to look for the Cubans on South beach selling nickel bags for $15
you tell us how to get an illegal drug on a flight, but censor out ass?
Why would you post some shit like this? its not enough that our rights are getting stripped away every day..lets let out all the secrets as well..
someone should make a video on how to stash pot when you get pulled over too..
wait– nickel bags for $15?
Just stash it in your kiester.
is there extra security in amsterdam ? how to go thru secruity in amsterdam ? and it wouldnt be more then 3/4g that i`d be taken back with me.
i have done it before, but this page is absolutely stupid. the few useful suggestions have now been given away -> no longer useful suggestions.
gonna be sad when some idiot gets busted.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. A K-9 can smell bud through triple bagging, cologne, pi$$, motor oil, pretty much anything. You want to try claiming the stuff in your luggage "isn't yours," or "those aren't my jeans?" You just got the stupid of the day award. You think a Fed has never heard that before? Duh. How about GOING WITHOUT for a freakin' week? Sheesh.
This is one of the dumbest ideas ever
its stupid and it should never be done
My wife has successfully carried her stash in her cooter. She uses one of those plastic easter eggs and seals it inside a condom. She may be the only person in history ever to have smuggled weed INTO Belize.
Be very, very careful. Some politically corrupt countries such as Malaysia and Indonesia will put you away for 30 years in some rat-hole prison for less than the amounts mentioned here. You don't want that, you really really don't. Just don't do it – it's not worth it. Take up bungee jumping or abseiling off high mountains if you thrive on risk.
Yes I know – YOU think you're gonna get away with it.
I have never read anything so stupid in my entire life. You are suggesting that people risk their freedom, imperil their future employability, harm most of their prospects in the world, and accept the grim possibility of imprisonment outside the U.S., just so they can have quick access to a gram or two of marijuana? Seriously?
The idea is beyond insane. It suggests major brain damage, presumably brought on by something far more powerful than hemp flowers.
Brian & Ralph:
Generally, I agree. However, it's worth pointing out that U.S. authorities are mostly concerned with the importation of drugs; they're not terribly interested in outbound international flights.
Also, many tropical vacation destinations are major drug exporters, and drugs are often cheap and easy to find, so drug importation is not really something they expect or look for. It is much more dangerous to try to smuggle pot out of those countries; if you're coming from Mexico or Jamaica and look even slightly suspicious, you can bet U.S. Customs will want to have a look at your bags.
I don't smoke myself and don't really like it when my wife carries, but most of the time the risk is pretty minimal. The one time I got really concerned was when we were flying to Thailand and she revealed she had some with her. We had a 6-hour stop in Dubai (which is very concerned about drugs coming into the country) so I made her get rid of it in the bathroom before we passed customs.
Kiester is definitely the way to go!
Thanks for the tips guys!!
The method i have used a few times is to stash a small amount in a sweet packet. Eat the sweets slowly as your approaching the security part of the airpot. If it looks like there are any sign of dogs just chuck the packet into the nearest bin. If there nothing just pop the sweets into your pocket and carry on. The sweet packet must not contain any metal whatsoever.
I usually just duct tape the greenery to my scrot. One thing to also remember is to shave ur scrot. I forgot and riped my pubes off.