Nothing makes for a relaxing vacation like toking on some dank sh*t. But if your plans involve flying, getting your stash from home to your destination involves breaking quite a few laws. So to keep you from having to track down a dealer when you’re from out of town–never a good plan–we’ve laid out exactly how to sneak a bit on board without the Department of Homeland security shoving a German shepherd up your a**. But remember, if you still get caught, we’ve never met…
Find out how to fly with pot after the break!
1. Bigger the bag the bigger the bust: Don’t be greedy–any more than a gram or two, and you’re asking for it.
2. Wrap it up: Seal the gram in a tightly wrapped ball of saran wrap, then insert the nugs into a very small ziplock bag. (If your dealer doesn’t use these, many head shops and jewelry shops will have them. They are also often included with new electronics to hold batteries or small screws.) Before you seal the bag, press the saran ball and bag with a heavy book to minimize the bulkiness. And remember, ONLY CARRY ONE BAG–multiple bags is considered “intent to distribute,” a much bigger penalty, if you get caught.
3. The fifth pocket: Insert the sealed nugget into your fifth pocket of a pair of jeans, which never gets searched. If you’ve done step 2 correctly, it shouldn’t feel any different on the outside than four quarters (25 cent pieces–not an ounce). As an added precaution, put something small, like a piece of gum or candy, on top of your stash, so if you can pull something out of that pocket if asked–but that probably won’t happen.
4. No Metal: Remove all metal from your body, period–belt, jewelry, phone, iPod, anything. Stow all your personal items in your carry-on before hand, so you have nothing to worry about going through the metal detector. Remember, they’re looking for terrorists, not pot smokers with a small personal stash.
5. Ready, Move: Once situated on the plane, go to the lavatory and move the bag from your fifth pocket to the inside of your shoe. The smell of your feet/socks will disguise any lingering odor. If you have packed your bag well, this is not an essential step. But good pot smells no matter how well it’s packed. To help further mask the weed scent, wear two day old socks for extra stink. Or you can opt for a stout fragrance like patucculi. But that’s also a good way to let everyone know you’re damn hippy. Happy flying!
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Or you could just buy some shit where ever you land . . .
why not just throw it under your sack? my nuts usually keep it pretty safe…
Bake cookies . .you can travel with as many as you like and I have walked right by the K-9 with 3 dozen in my backpack . .real easy and potent as hell!
I have flown evrywhere in the world with this:
1)Empty a cigarette,
2)fill 75% with dro and 25% tobacco on top, then repeat until you are satisfied or fill the 20, Ive neve done more than 10 though, the smells starts to come out.
The Sock thing works as well but in AMSTERDAM the feel your socks so this is a risky one.
I always go for putting it in the golf bag and travel case, then pile my dirty stained up draws and socks on top, TSA ain’t touching that shit. Especially them 350lb black women who already have an attitude about working for TSA and don’t really want to rummage through your crusty undies.
well done. i’am gonna return in some time for sure
I have flown while holding many times being an avid traveler and a bi-costal resident for the past few years.
I suggest: Bringing no more than two grams tucked in a pants pocket (i use the fifth as weel) that is in your CHECKED luggage. No one had time to go through each and every article of clothing you have in your luggage and i have never gotten caught.
I think its better than carrying it with you on the flight because if there is a dog or something you’re body will be clear of contraband and IF be chance someone finds ganga in your suitcase, you can ALWAYS claim it isn’t yours. You can claim that someone planted it there or that they are not your pants.
small nug saran wrapped and taped to nuts, only full strip search will get ya, never happens
2 g’s max! if stink is a prob, dime bag it twice, put that in a ziploc, press all the air out roll it up, tape it, and put it in your shampoo, body wash, cologne, tooth pastse, etc, no smell at all, and when it goes through the scanner most likely looks like an air bubble.
this has worked sucessfully for me from flights from canada to us, us to canada, canada to caribean
why risk getting arrested in the plane with pot
just smoke before you fly
such a great flight
also
the best place to hide stuff is in a flannel w/ pockets for your hands like a sweatshirt that r hard to see
i got frisked by a cop and i had a bottle of weed in that pocket and they didnt find it
I’ve flown all around the us with nugs and to and from hawaii.
The key to doing it is being smart about it and following a set of rules that you set.
First, I never bring more than an eighth on me. If i bring more, i check it in.
My favorite stragegy is to double/triple bag it and keep it in a pair of athletic shorts with pockets which i wear as underwear under a pair of jeans.
When going through security, make sure not to draw any attention, do everything normal but make extra sure to remove laptop from case, take off belts, get rid of metal on body etc…
For checking it into luggage, just triple bag it and put it into some shampoo, its safe because they really don’t care and you can always deny that it’s your.
The biggest thing is that you have to be comfortable and confident. But still i wouldn’t even try to bring some back from jamaica or amsterdam or try anything if i was arab or used to being singled out for extra searches. (just be realistic)
Be aware that Tic-tac packages set off metal detectors because there is foil in the label. Some other foil-wrapped candy will trip a detector also. Had a close call…
One of my friends travels with pot a lot. He rolls it into joints and vacuum seals. Pot stays fresher and conceals the smell better.
This has got to be the dumbest article I have ever read. Lame.
you could roll out the tobacco from some cigars or blunts and stuffed a few bags in the shell of the cigars and packed tobacco on top then throw it in your stow luggage
Yeah, this would of worked….in the 20th century….now they x-ray PEOPLE at the airports…
I bring up to a qp and just stow it up the old poop pipe.
double bag it and put it in your wallett, they never search your wallett
“I bring up to a qp and just stow it up the old poop pipe.”
thats gotta be uncomfortable.
crunchy that is never safe, its a hassle to go around and ask people for some, then its a hassle to not get bunk shit