Reality is Hilarious!: Homemade Submarine Used to Smuggle Coke

You may have heard a few weeks ago that around three tons of cocaine were seized from smugglers by the Costa Rican government. You may have also heard that they were using a submarine to do so.

By COED Staff

Now, when we heard this, we laughed. It conjured up visions of a giant derelict craft stolen from Russia after the USSR’s collapse. That vision would be wrong.

The ‘sub’ these guys were using was homemade. Out of wood and fiberglass. These guys used pipes that went to the surface to breathe! That is some serious Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny sh*t right there.

One, who the f**k thinks ‘no man, f**k planes, planes are played out, lets use a submarine!’ Two, who was the guy who was like “YA AND LETS BUILD OUR OWN!”

The picture of the submarine, in conjunction with the first paragraph of the MSNBC news story, gives you a good idea of just how tactical this operation was.

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica – Tipped off by three plastic pipes mysteriously skimming the ocean’s surface, authorities seized a homemade submarine packed with 3 tons of cocaine off Costa Rica’s Pacific coast. (MSNBC.com)

Shit looks like it should have ACME painted on the side, god damn!

(Images via MSNBC.com)