After shattering the world record and snagging Olympic Gold in Saturday’s 400-meter individual medley, Michael Phelps officially pwns the water. It seems every time he takes the block, he breaks another record… and usually it’s his own. Arguably, Phelps is super-human, but super-HERO?
Extra Mustard wondered just that, by sizing up the two most dominating forces the water has ever seen:




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Phelps is better…Aquaman is the shit but he’s a cartoon that can do anything the artist dreams up. Phelps’ gold medal run is something you could only dream up but he does it and he’s a freak of nature with the way his body is built for one thing…swiming