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Do You Masturbate Too Much?

August 10, 2008     Posted in Sex

blow up dollExperts are saying that if you’re freeing willy numerous times a day, every day, you’ve got yourself a problem.

Now, we’ve been told that masturbation is natural and healthy, but too much of anything is not good. When done in an excessive and compulsive manner, choking your chicken may lead to psychological and physiological imbalances in your body.

We’re not jerking your chain (no pun intended).

According to AskMen.com, over-practiced masturbation can stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. Such immoderate amounts of stimulation can result in an over-production of sex hormones causing a significant change in body chemistry.

The side effects aren’t pretty. They can manifest themselves as: fatigue, hair-loss, memory loss, blurred vision or testicular/groin pain.

On top of that, too much masturbation can lead to sexual exhaustion and the appearance of erectile dysfunction. That’s not a good thing for a guy who’s far from the average onset of these difficulties.

If you think you’re addicted to paddling your pickle, there are ways to beat it.

Obviously, cutting down on the amount of times you masturbate in a given day is the first step. That is easier said than done, so if you’re still having trouble lessening your ‘sessions,’ you might want to be brave and head to a local Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting. Everyone there will have similar or even more complicated issues. Listening to their experiences will give you insight as to how you can shrink your habit.

Today’s lesson: Keep your strokes to a minimum. Overdoing it really can be harmful.

Comments

10 Responses to “Do You Masturbate Too Much?”
  1. Richard-Schlicting says:

    OK. I keep having to shave my hands too. What is AskMen.com being taken over by the christian coalition?
    I think we have to be talking about a lot of masturbation here.
    Also it apparently cause chaffing after 50 times a day. Dooh!

  2. heather says:

    yeah that seems a bit much, ive never heard of any doctors ever saying too much can cause damage. that reminds me of the “youll go blind” myths of the victorian age.

  3. athony says:

    i'm gay

  4. Dave says:

    The damage is mainly psychological, like any addiction. Now chokin your chicken isn’t bad, but when you get to the point that you feel you gotta do it or you can’t relax/go somewhere/watch tv/sleep, then you’ve got a problem. lol. but for the most part its not gonna cause much trouble.

    Other signs of overdoing it – Bruising, arthritis, carpel tunnel. lol.

  5. corry says:

    I have cut back to about 8 times a day.

  6. taylor says:

    id rather be ppsycho then stop masturbating which would make me go crazy

  7. Jay says:

    Gahh I got distracted by all the naked ladies to the right. What was this article about again?

  8. Jerome says:

    "Fatigue, hair-loss, memory loss, blurred vision" hahahaha, no-one has belived that since the 50's.

    And the overproduction of sex hormones like testosterone make people better at a lot of sports, which is why some sportsmen risk thier careers injecting them. Turns out they should just have had a wank…

    I'd be surprised if that was true.

  9. jahonme says:

    how can you read anything with all these women on the page…