Experts are saying that if you’re freeing willy numerous times a day, every day, you’ve got yourself a problem.

Now, we’ve been told that masturbation is natural and healthy, but too much of anything is not good. When done in an excessive and compulsive manner, choking your chicken may lead to psychological and physiological imbalances in your body.

We’re not jerking your chain (no pun intended).

According to AskMen.com, over-practiced masturbation can stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. Such immoderate amounts of stimulation can result in an over-production of sex hormones causing a significant change in body chemistry.

The side effects aren’t pretty. They can manifest themselves as: fatigue, hair-loss, memory loss, blurred vision or testicular/groin pain.

On top of that, too much masturbation can lead to sexual exhaustion and the appearance of erectile dysfunction. That’s not a good thing for a guy who’s far from the average onset of these difficulties.

If you think you’re addicted to paddling your pickle, there are ways to beat it.

Obviously, cutting down on the amount of times you masturbate in a given day is the first step. That is easier said than done, so if you’re still having trouble lessening your ’sessions,’ you might want to be brave and head to a local Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting. Everyone there will have similar or even more complicated issues. Listening to their experiences will give you insight as to how you can shrink your habit.

Today’s lesson: Keep your strokes to a minimum. Overdoing it really can be harmful.