Fox News hothead and uber Conserv-o Bill O’Reilly should go get tested right this very second! Why, you ask? Because his wife of 13 years, Maureen McPhilmy is reported to have once dated famous crackhead and Public Enemy member, Flavor Flav.
Mopping-up after Flavor Flav might seem like the bottom of the sloppy seconds barrel. But if this report is true (which is questionable, being that it came from WhosDatedWho.com), O’Reilly’s wife might have a lot more skeletons in her sex-closet than just an old rapper. Here are six people that might actually make Bill-O more angry than coming in second to Flav.
Keith Olbermann
If you don’t make a point to watch the talking heads in the evening, you might not know that O’Reilly and Olbermann probably hate each other as much as two people without tribal ties can hate. KO’s like BO’s evil, liberal twin brother. Well, he’s evil if you think the Bush Administration has been a roaring success, that is…
Any Illegal Immigrant
It’s not that he’s xenophobic or anthing–O’Reilly just doesn’t like good, hard working Americans losing their jobs to someone who’s breaking the law. So having his wife worked over by one of these dude might just send him over the edge.
Carrot Top
Do we really need to give you reasons why Carrot Top sloppy seconds would make someone want to cut off their junk and throw it into a garbage disposal? We didn’t think so…
Andy Dick
Andy Dick is the physical embodiment of sloppy seconds. He’s like a sin-eater, just gathering up everyone else’s past mistakes and entrapping them in his weird, wiry frame. We’re guessing when he dies, it’ll be like shutting down the power in Ghostbusters, but instead of ghouls, it’s herpes.
Rosie O’Donnell
O’Reilly and O’Donnell really don’t like each other. They feuded for a while until both sides got too winded to keep it going. But finding out his wife spent a champagne-fueled evening in a hot tub with Rosie might give him a lesbian-bashing aneurysm.
Insane C–k Brothas
These guys combine every single worst nightmare a dude could have about his wife’s sexual past. They’re not just nasty–they’re mask nasty.
Who Would You Like To See Bill O’Reilly’s Wife Have Sex With?










Paul says:
Thu, 7th Aug 2008 2:46 pm
Bill O’Reilly is NOT a Republican he is a registered Independent. He is not that conservative either, although many liberals think he is. Conservatives KNOW he isn’t!
Kayla says:
Thu, 7th Aug 2008 4:15 pm
VERY true Paul..just what I was going to say!
Tree Hugger says:
Thu, 7th Aug 2008 8:36 pm
Wow I come to the comments section and dont find a bunch of anger liberals. Bill O’Reilly is a good man, and takes care of america’s children more than any liberal has ever done.
Brynn says:
Fri, 8th Aug 2008 11:34 am
Love Bill
Chris says:
Fri, 8th Aug 2008 1:28 pm
Dude Bill is the biggest faker alive. He don’t care about our kids all he cares about is the money in his wallet!!!!!!! phony and your all idiots for buying into his bullshit! hahaha
Dave says:
Fri, 8th Aug 2008 1:29 pm
Hahaha Flav boinked your wife! looooossssserrr
Paul says:
Mon, 11th Aug 2008 1:33 pm
And you know someone that doesn’t care about money in his pocket?
M.Baughn says:
Tue, 26th Aug 2008 12:59 pm
“Bill O’Reilly is NOT a Republican”…Wrong, Bill “loofah-boy” O’Reilly claimed to be a registered Independand but he was LYING AGAIN.
“Despite O’Reilly’s January 10, 2000, claim on Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor that “I am a registered independent,” the New York Daily News reported on December 6, 2000, that “a search of voter registration rolls in Nassau County, where he lives, shows he has been a registered Republican since 1994″
http://mediamatters.org/items/200510030001
marie t lockwood says:
Fri, 20th Mar 2009 4:51 pm
dear bill
dear bill
stop bashing the president.who could do better? give him a chance.
could you solve all these problems?
danny bonaduce says:
Wed, 29th Apr 2009 12:47 am
hahahahahaha everytime bill kisses his wife he tastes flavor flavs dik. that is tooooooooooooooo f*ckin funny. hahahahahha
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