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Which Presidental Candidate Would Best Handle An Alien Invasion?

August 1, 2008 - 5:30 pm By Steve - Seton Hall

If the United States of America was invaded by aliens which Presidential candidate would we want at the helm?

This could be one of the most important questions of the 2008 election; they just discover water on Mars and the aliens are coming. And since Bill Pulman’s character from Independance Day is not an option you must visit Asylum.com where they break down the pros and cons of the issue.

Who would be a better president during an alien invasion?

2 Comments		Posted in Entertainment
		Tags: aliens, barack-obama, john-mccain, mars, mccain, presidential-elections, voting

Tim says:

August 1, 2008 at 7:23 pm

Well McCain would. You guys didn’t know? McCain is a robot with a alien running it in McCain’s skull.
Exile says:

August 2, 2008 at 3:13 pm

McCain would. Obama is a democrap and would surrender at the first sign of trouble. Bill “Fatty Unbuckle” Clinton wanted to surrender to a hurricane, but Newt Gingrich called him a pussy. He spend the rest of the day crying.

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