The Handjob Handbook!

When give a choice, (almost) every dude will opt for a BJ over and HJ any day. But sometimes the handjob is the best way to go, from incognito fondlings to a pleasantly nice change of pace in the bedroom. So if you feel like getting your girl an extremely presumptuous present anytime soon, this book is the way to go.

The authors of The Handjob Handbook take this technique seriously. If a handjob’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well, and this helpful, humorous guide, complete with twenty-five sure-to-please-you techniques, will show your girlfriend how… (I bet you didn’t even know there were 25 ways to give an HJ)

Some hits incude: The Jiffy Pop, Ants Climbing Up a Hill, Headless Horseman, The James Bond, Squeeze Play & The Girl Scout.

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