Comments on: How To Not Be A Douchebag Tourist In NYC

By: Truth.

Truth. — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:56:41 +0000

I live in NYC and I’m better than you.

By: Sandra

Sandra — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:31:57 +0000

You idiots who are talking about New Yorkers being obnoxious while writing from your trailer in Bumblefuck, Alabama need to realize that New York is even more crowded than WaWa’s and these rules keep the city moving FML it’s you idiots who come here and don’t follow the rules. Oh, and I second that no one actually lives in Chicago and p.s. your pizza sucks.

By: mat

mat — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:33:22 +0000

Next, can we have an article on how to not act like douches for NY residents?

News flash… those tourists keep half the city employed. You might want to not act like an ass to every one of them.

Douche.

By: Matteh

Matteh — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:00:40 +0000

HEY! HEY! I LIVE IN NYC!! LOOK LOOK @ ME!!

This is not the 20th century, NYC is tiny and shity and out of date when compared to other cities.

By: moredillon

moredillon — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:21:28 +0000

You “dip” your credit/debit/metro cards in New York

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By: D

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:08:29 +0000

Reminds me of an entertaining discussion I had years ago, in a London pub: Her: “Say that in New York and they’ll whip your ass!” – Me: “So what, I said don’t want to go to New York.” – “That’ll get your ass kicked in New York!” – “Good job I don’t want to go there, then.” – “Say that in New York and…” etc… etc… the irony kills me.

By: momus

momus — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:41:56 +0000

I’m going to NY in the fall. Here in New Orleans I don’t so much as check my mail without wearing my fanny pack, which I use to carry my gun. I hear that in NYC not only will the fanny pack mark me as a douche, but so will the weapon – particularly with the local constabulary.

By: New New Yorker

New New Yorker — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:14:32 +0000

I find that a great number of New Yorkers are trash dressed in suits. The general lack of manners, self-respect, and respect for others make it look like a variation of a trailer park in many respects. This is especially true when the office types are rushing home from work and running everyone over. I love the city…and think the tourists are the best part! They’re actually enjoying themselves while those who live there are nearly always miserable!