919 Is The New Perfect 10

The days of rating babes like Marisa Miller a “10″ are over!

The Area Code System is much more complex and accurate because we know not all 7’s, 8’s and 9’s are created equal.

The code, broken down by PutUpYourDukes, goes like this:

Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).

Now when you’re at Palm Bar in Morristown on Thursday night and a member of the opposite sex walks by you can discreetly convey her hottness and whether or not you’d “do” her with this hyper accurate three digit code.

I really wouldn’t be surprised to hear Johnny Drama and Turtle talking about the new Area Code System on the upcoming season of Entourage.

After the jump see the Area Code System in action!

Jimmy says:

July 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Dude….The 116….No, Just no.

lee says:

July 16, 2008 at 3:17 pm

hahahahhahha

Big_E says:

July 17, 2008 at 3:11 am

Seems like the body rating is only for decent 2 hot gurls because a if that 614 girls body is a 4 then whats a fat girls body? No way is her body below a 6… i think 614 is way hotter than 718.

papa bear says:

July 17, 2008 at 5:44 am

@Big_E: dude, 614 is a fat chick. She looks like she uses Chicken McNuggets as a topping not a main course.

I like this system. It’s only too bad it’ll be common knowledge in about 3 months and thus useless. It’ll fun until then.

DDLive says:

July 17, 2008 at 9:07 am

@Big_E: I agree mate! Papa bear, they’re called curves and most do find them more attractive than bones.

July 17, 2008 at 6:41 pm

@DDLive: yeah, we call ‘your kind’ chubby chasers, chief.

I respect your people’s ability to clear a room of detritus though so the top shelf is left on display for the picking.

t&t says:

July 17, 2008 at 8:44 pm

004, damn! She needs a good punching.

http://www.titsandtequila.com

tiffany says:

July 20, 2008 at 6:41 am

cant believe everyone is saying 614 is fat. Ive seen some faaaat girls ok? this girl isnt skinny but she sure isnt fat either. Do you have to be 90 pounds to not be considered fat anymore? wtf

sober says:

July 22, 2008 at 9:20 am

004 – is that Mary Kate or Ashley?

Tom says:

July 24, 2008 at 8:32 pm

010. my standards

Donald says:

July 26, 2008 at 8:56 pm

There is no way that the author would rate any of these a 0

John says:

July 28, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Seriously, the one at the bottom has a kickin’ body! Total butterface! obviously the guy who did this stopped at the face. Scroll up until just her head is out of sight, and you’ll see what I mean! Also, if she didn’t show so much gum and did her makeup right, she’d be totally a nine. Cover her right eye and look again.