919 Is The New Perfect 10

The days of rating babes like Marisa Miller a “10″ are over!

The Area Code System is much more complex and accurate because we know not all 7’s, 8’s and 9’s are created equal.

The code, broken down by PutUpYourDukes, goes like this:

Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).

Now when you’re at Palm Bar in Morristown on Thursday night and a member of the opposite sex walks by you can discreetly convey her hottness and whether or not you’d “do” her with this hyper accurate three digit code.

I really wouldn’t be surprised to hear Johnny Drama and Turtle talking about the new Area Code System on the upcoming season of Entourage.

After the jump see the Area Code System in action!

Jimmy says:
Wed, 16th Jul 2008 2:31 pm

Dude….The 116….No, Just no.

lee says:
Wed, 16th Jul 2008 3:17 pm

hahahahhahha

Big_E says:
Thu, 17th Jul 2008 3:11 am

Seems like the body rating is only for decent 2 hot gurls because a if that 614 girls body is a 4 then whats a fat girls body? No way is her body below a 6… i think 614 is way hotter than 718.

papa bear says:
Thu, 17th Jul 2008 5:44 am

@Big_E: dude, 614 is a fat chick. She looks like she uses Chicken McNuggets as a topping not a main course.

I like this system. It’s only too bad it’ll be common knowledge in about 3 months and thus useless. It’ll fun until then.

DDLive says:
Thu, 17th Jul 2008 9:07 am

@Big_E: I agree mate! Papa bear, they’re called curves and most do find them more attractive than bones.

papa bear says:
Thu, 17th Jul 2008 6:41 pm

@DDLive: yeah, we call ‘your kind’ chubby chasers, chief.

I respect your people’s ability to clear a room of detritus though so the top shelf is left on display for the picking.

t&t says:
Thu, 17th Jul 2008 8:44 pm

004, damn! She needs a good punching.

http://www.titsandtequila.com

tiffany says:
Sun, 20th Jul 2008 6:41 am

cant believe everyone is saying 614 is fat. Ive seen some faaaat girls ok? this girl isnt skinny but she sure isnt fat either. Do you have to be 90 pounds to not be considered fat anymore? wtf

sober says:
Tue, 22nd Jul 2008 9:20 am

004 – is that Mary Kate or Ashley?

Tom says:
Thu, 24th Jul 2008 8:32 pm

010. my standards

Donald says:
Sat, 26th Jul 2008 8:56 pm

There is no way that the author would rate any of these a 0

John says:
Mon, 28th Jul 2008 12:28 pm

Seriously, the one at the bottom has a kickin’ body! Total butterface! obviously the guy who did this stopped at the face. Scroll up until just her head is out of sight, and you’ll see what I mean! Also, if she didn’t show so much gum and did her makeup right, she’d be totally a nine. Cover her right eye and look again.

Chompa says:
Wed, 6th Aug 2008 8:20 am

614 is way wrong. Needs to be @717. You guys are idiots to call her fat. Much better body on her than any of the skinny skanks below her.

Also on the 1 or 0 for doing them? Seriously? I am pretty sure 0 is not found often.

Angelth3g8 says:
Wed, 15th Oct 2008 11:44 pm

116 should be a 016. I mean that face HAS to be photoshop.
004 looks like they used the fugly tool in photoshop.