When I was 14-years-old, my brother and I gave ourselves tattoos with a needle, some threat, India ink, and a serious lapse in judgment. But a couple of pin pricks is nothing compared to searing your flesh with f**king lasers!
In what would seem a bad idea gone surprisingly well, some dudes figured out how to give themselves laser tattoos with a laser-etch machine (like a printer, but with lasers instead of ink). And now they have F’ing robots and smiley faces all over their hands (the only part that fits in the machine). So call me a wussy, but I’m never doing this. Ever.
[Props to Gizmodo for this one]
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This reminds me of a primitive version of the lazer tattoos that Rico and the boys get in Starship Troopers… right before they all die.. We should probably avoid investing future effort into developing this technology, if we do then we will likely incite doomsday like bug attacks… Otherwise it’d be totally cool to have a lazer tattoo!