Condoms or Crabs: Which do you prefer?

Listen, guys. I am a lady who has had sexual intercourse…oh…say….more than a few times. I am also a lady who does not want any STDs. Therefore, I am a lady who has safe sex. That means, you, male lovers, wear a condom.
Now most guys in my past haven’t thought twice about wearing a condom. Turns out most guys don’t want STDs, either… Click to read more

COED Caption Contest

“She’s only sitting next to me because I already ate her sister…”
The Rules:
Think you got us beat? Submit your best caption in the comments section below, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift card! Let the captioning begin!
(Image source: PixFTW.com)… Click to read more

Power Your Stuff by Volcano?

The experts who have helped establish a global reliance on oil and wasted billions of dollars trying to turn corn into gas, have now turned their attention to nature’s biggest natural power generators. Volcanoes and hot springs could supply up to 25-percent of America’s power needs–and as fuel prices soar, Alaskan officials announced the ex… Click to read more

He Said/She Said: Paying on the First Date

Picking up the tab on the first date is always an awkward moment. Do you offer? Do you just sit there looking around the room and wait for him to take it? What do your actions say about you as a person? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we dive into first date etiquette. Who should be grabbing their wallet?
He Said:
Paying on the first date is completely inconsequenti… Click to read more

COED Vault: 9 Essential Summer Dude-Drinks

Ah, summer–a time to enjoy the outdoors, soak in some sun, check out chicks and drink till you can’t even find your car keys, let alone use them. (That’s what we call responsible.) Trouble is, sex on the beach and tequila sunrises sound summery, but any dude who drinks them should be beaten with a bar stool.
So to avoid any incidental injury t… Click to read more

Miss COED: Natalie Martinez

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Dude Waxing: Celebrities Doing It, Are You?

This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.
Let that sink in for a moment.
For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:
Pros: You look bigger, girls are more w… Click to read more

Shape-Shifting Sky Scraper

Architects revealed today the world’s first 80-story, shape-shifting skyscraper, dubbed ‘Dynamic Tower,’ which is scheduled to be completed in Dubai by 2010.
Each floor of the soon-to-be-built luxury apartment building rotates a full 360-degrees, completely independent from the other floors, powered by massive wind turbines l… Click to read more

Show Me Your Genitals

<a href=”http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8e5cf85a87″ mce_href=”http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8e5cf85a87″>Show Me Your Genitals (Jon Lajoie)</a> on <a href=”http://www.funnyordie.com” mce_href=”http://www.funnyordie.com”>FunnyOrDie.com</a&… Click to read more

COED’s Affliction MMA Primer and Preview

Perhaps you’ve heard of Affliction clothing? Even if you haven’t, you’ve seen it. It’s everywhere on television. The shirts with all the flaming skulls and crazy designs on them with the word ‘affliction,’ somewhere. These shirts first started popping up on MMA fighters at UFC events, but have suddenly disappear… Click to read more

35,000 Plant, $700 Million Marijuana Bust in Newport, TN

Are you sitting down? Ok. Apparently, a Tennessee Highway Patrol helicopter spotted a massive marijuana-growing operation in Cherokee National Forest, just miles from the Tennessee/North Carolina border. The officers seized 35,000 plants, equaling $700 million in “street value” prices.
Authorities found a campsite near the harvest,… Click to read more

Skateboard Fights Back

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Biting it on a trick and breaking your board can piss-off any skater. But when the f**king thing fights back when you try to take out your frustration, that’s when you just need to go home and drink some beer.… Click to read more

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.
Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s &#… Click to read more

Pot Calls Kettle, uh…Black: James Dobson vs. Barack Obama

Over the past seven years of the Bush Administration, I’ve realized that to know what people are lying about, just listen to what they’re accusing others of doing–which is exactly what Christian-right leader and founder of Focus on the Family, James Dobson has done by claiming that Barack Obama is ‘distorting’ the Bible.… Click to read more

Greatest Video Ever

Well, it’s finally over.
My search for the greatest thing the Internet could ever produce ended Tuesday, June 24th at approximately 11:30 CST. It was at this time that I found Chris Thrash’s rendition of ‘Love In This Club,’ by Usher, performed by ‘Rock-a-Fire Explosion,’ a set of robots that were originally built f… Click to read more

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