http://coedmagazine.com/2008/06/27/muppets-concentrated-nightmare-juice/ Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:11:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://coedmagazine.com/2008/06/27/muppets-concentrated-nightmare-juice/comment-page-1/#comment-1824 Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:33:53 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/entertainment/10261#comment-1824 I know all of these creatures, I’ve watch The Dark Crystal a thousand times along with The Labyrinth and those creatures frightened me as well. I always wondered who actually would think these things up. “Yes, the perfect creature to put in a film for kids are bird creatures that suck the life out of other creatures to preserve their youth.” Great idea! I hate birds now.
The creatures that I think are missing from this list are Boobahs. I mean, what the hell. Who thought those up? Why is a child saying “BOOOOOBAAAAH” in an frightened, soft voice? Is he locked in a Boobah closet crying out for help? Is the laughing Baby head sun in the sky keeping him hostage and that’s why the sun laughs all the time?
The people who create these characters sometimes make me question humanity. Who are these people and why have they been allowed to create entertainment for children? They must be stopped.

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