COED Caption Contest

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She’s only sitting next to me because I already ate her sister…”

The Rules:
Think you got us beat? Submit your best caption in the comments section below, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift card! Let the captioning begin!

(Image source: PixFTW.com)

  • Chris Weibel says:

    Donald Trup Sh*t all over Rosie Odonnell again, this time it was with her masseuse at her local rub and tug.

  • PK says:

    Even in America, cows are sacred.

  • Ryan W says:

    Little did he know that he was about to be choked with the chain that tied her to the wall.

  • Chet Hondo says:

    Man! Hogwarts got really f**ked up after Harry left.

  • pixftw says:

    How about “As Seen on PIXFTW?”

    ;-p

    http://pixftw.com/2008/06/26/what-is-it/

  • Andrew - Hunter College says:

    Totally our bad…Fixed!

  • Derek says:

    “She totally thinks i’m buddah”

  • Jedi says:

    After her daring rescue attempt to free Han Solo from Jabba’s Palace, Leia was discovered and taken prisoner. But instead of sending her to the dungeons, the debauched Hutt added the beautiful princess to his harem.

  • The Off Topic says:

    She was pulled in by his gravity field

  • TOM says:

    Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club “RICHLOVING.COM” to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models… OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things? It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May.

  • Ryan W says:

    Jedi,

    Thanks for branching off my comment. Jackass.

  • shoplifta says:

    $50 goes a long way.

  • Kyle says:

    There are things that can not be unseen, this is one of them.

  • BtotheG says:

    Techno Viking has really let himself go.

  • Twanzel says:

    Marvel is taking a new turn on the orgin of Thor. He saves the world and goes straight to Celebrity fit club

  • AreJay says:

    “Please excuse the markings but I just had stomach enhancement surgery. I am thinking about getting my breasts done next. She thinks I should.”

  • Rickyland says:

    The Chicago bears better watch out this weekend. The Minnesota Vikings are REALLY HUNGRY for a win.

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