Shaq Rap: “Kobe, Tell Me How My A** Tastes”

Former Los Angeles Laker, Shaquille O’Neal blazes Kobe Bryant in this (freestyle?) rap about how Kobe can’t win the NBA Championship without Shaq, how he blames Kobe for his divorce and, you know, that Kobe can tell Shaq “how [his] ass tastes.” Not sure if that was the best dis he could have thought of, but then again, Shaq isn’t exactly known for his rapping skills…

One Comment on "Shaq Rap: “Kobe, Tell Me How My A** Tastes”"

  1. Spike Gerard says:
    Tue, 24th Jun 2008  11:42 am 

    Tell Me how my ass taste has to be one of the HANDS DOWN BEST RAPP DISSES EVER PERFORMED BY A BASKETBALL PLAYER…..

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