17 Girls Pregnant At Gloucester High
June 19, 2008 Posted in News-ish
In what would seem a moment of incredible shared stupidity, 17 girls at Gloucester High School in Massachusetts made a secret pact to get pregnant, and did. With teachers and administrators confused by the increase in knocked-up students–four times last year’s amount–the girls were doing whoever they could to get a bun in the oven. One of the girls even boned a homeless dude.
From Time.com:
By May, several students had returned multiple times to get pregnancy tests, and on hearing the results, “some girls seemed more upset when they weren’t pregnant than when they were,” [Principal] Sullivan says. All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. “We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” the principal says, shaking his head.
Ok, on the one hand, if you were a dude at that high school, you’d be getting laid non-stop–girls were resorting to f**king street people, for Christ’s sake! On the other hand, you’d never know if you were going to get stuck with a kid because you’re girlfriend was a F’ing retard.
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Well aren't you the charmer.
nice PK… very nice.
If you're a guy at that school, you're not lucky; you've got a kid and a paternity suit, not to mention more than likely spending your money in other places than college.
I live about 20 minutes away from Gloucester..and it’s definitely an odd place…I don’t even know how else to describe it. It’s definitely something else. Pregnancy there has been a problem for awhile…but I hadn’t heard the homeless guy part of it before…classy
im the pappi
Yea ummm, sorry about all this, they came onto me, I swear…
Genius.
We can thank all the idiotic Celebrities for this.
IMMA FREAKIN FAMOUS!