Comments on: COED’s Love Guru Giveaway!

By: Snead

Snead — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:47:04 +0000

And the winner was…?

Or did they retract all marketing items after the movie's dismal opening?

By: J CLARK

J CLARK — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:53:04 +0000

Austin Powers as Fat Bastard:

Baby, the OTHER white meat.

By: T

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:06:47 +0000

Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed. I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
HEAD, MOVE!
I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

By: Rey R

Rey R — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:35:06 +0000

I'll give your undercarriage a bit of a How's Your Father – Austin Powers to Vanessa in International Man of Mystery.

By: Colin C.

Colin C. — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:46:18 +0000

Dr. Evil: My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

By: Tony

Tony — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:40:01 +0000

Austin Power: Should we shag now, or should we shag later?

By: SG

SG — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:48:00 +0000

Garth: "Wayne"
Wayne: "Yes, Garth"

By: lee

lee — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:37:15 +0000

Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy… like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:21:48 +0000

Dr. Evil, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your (you're) nuts! (I thank you!)

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:05:37 +0000

Shrek: I’ve got to save my ass! [Shrek runs off to find Donkey.]