COED’s Love Guru Giveaway!

• Rich Mamolite says:

  June 18, 2008 at 1:45 pm

  Come into my pain cave and I’ll bludgeon you
  You don’t need to speak because your ears are bleeding
  Pain Cave….Pain Cave
• Snead says:

  June 18, 2008 at 1:54 pm

  That’s what she said. -Wayne Campbell

  All hail the original. We’re not worthy.
• Snead says:

  June 18, 2008 at 1:55 pm

  Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it’s a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

  Tony Giardino: So who’s in this Pentavirate?

  Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”

  Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate “The Colonel”?

  Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
• Brad says:

  June 18, 2008 at 2:05 pm

  Shrek: I’ve got to save my ass! [Shrek runs off to find Donkey.]
• Jimmy says:

  June 18, 2008 at 2:21 pm

  Dr. Evil, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your (you’re) nuts! (I thank you!)
• lee says:

  June 18, 2008 at 2:37 pm

  Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
  Pinocchio: What should I say?
  Donkey: Say something crazy… like you’re wearing ladies underwear.
  Pinocchio: Um, ok. I’m wearing ladies underwear.
  Pinocchio: [silence]
  Shrek: Are you?
  Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
  Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
  Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
  Pinocchio: I am not.
  Pinocchio: [nose extends]
  Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
  Gingerbread Man: IT’S A THONG!
• SG says:

  June 18, 2008 at 2:48 pm

  Garth: “Wayne”
  Wayne: “Yes, Garth”
• Tony says:

  June 18, 2008 at 6:40 pm

  Austin Power: Should we shag now, or should we shag later?
• Colin C. says:

  June 18, 2008 at 8:46 pm

  Dr. Evil: My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
• Rey R says:

  June 18, 2008 at 10:35 pm

  I’ll give your undercarriage a bit of a How’s Your Father – Austin Powers to Vanessa in International Man of Mystery.
• T says:

  June 19, 2008 at 3:06 am

  Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy’s heed. I’m not kidding, it’s like an orange on a toothpick.
  Tony Giardino: Shhh, you’re going to give the boy a complex.
  Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that’s a huge noggin. That’s a virtual planetoid.
  Tony Giardino: Shh!
  Stuart Mackenzie: Has it’s own weather system.
  Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
  HEAD, MOVE!
  I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
• J CLARK says:

  June 19, 2008 at 8:53 am

  Austin Powers as Fat Bastard:

  Baby, the OTHER white meat.
• Snead says:

  June 24, 2008 at 12:47 pm

  And the winner was…?

  Or did they retract all marketing items after the movie’s dismal opening?

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