COED’s Love Guru Giveaway!
June 18, 2008 Posted in News-ish
Love Guru hits theaters this Friday night, so we’re kicking off the celebration early by awarding one lucky reader with a Love Guru prize pack.
Gift pack includes:
- Love Guru soundtrack (which was released yesterday and you can listen to here. Heeeelarious)
- Love Guru t-shirt
- Love Guru poster autographed by Mike Myers
It is easy to enter and easy to win. Simply enter your favorite Mike Myers (or one of his many character) quote/dialogue in the comments section below, and COED’s self-proclaimed Mike Myers expert will choose his favorite as the winner! Yes, your fate is in his hands. Mwa hahahaah…
You have until Friday at noon to get your entries in before we start picking and choosing, so get on it. The winner will be selected next week. Unfortunately for us, we can’t win. Which is too bad; COED writer Andrew has been compiling his quotes all day. He really wants that poster.
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Pain Cave….Pain Cave
That's what she said. -Wayne Campbell
All hail the original. We're not worthy.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Shrek: I’ve got to save my ass! [Shrek runs off to find Donkey.]
Dr. Evil, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your (you're) nuts! (I thank you!)
Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy… like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
Garth: "Wayne"
Wayne: "Yes, Garth"
Austin Power: Should we shag now, or should we shag later?
Dr. Evil: My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
I'll give your undercarriage a bit of a How's Your Father – Austin Powers to Vanessa in International Man of Mystery.
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed. I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
HEAD, MOVE!
I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
Austin Powers as Fat Bastard:
Baby, the OTHER white meat.
And the winner was…?
Or did they retract all marketing items after the movie's dismal opening?