R. Kelly Found NOT Guilty

Facing 14 charges of child pornography and 15 years in prison, R Kelly broke down and cried today at the announcement that the jury found him not guilty, on all counts.

By COED Staff

The charges were originally brought against him after video surfaced of someone looking suspiciously like the Grammy award-winning singer and producer taking a wiz on a 15-year-old girl. The video was shown as evidence during the trial. But apparently it didn’t look enough like Kelly to the jury to put him behind bars.

I’m not sure if he’s the most innocent man in the world, but he’s certainly one of the luckiest. All he’s got to worry about is pumping out another hit–and not pissing on any more children.  [AFP]