Because Dogs Get Blue Balls Too

This pooch fails to get his rocks off after a good hump-session in the park, so he solves the problem with a little doggie ingenuity–by finishing the job himself.

You know, there’s something to be said for a dog being able to jerk itself off, while standing on two legs and lacking opposable thumbs. That something is “Holy crap! No f**king way!

We’re not saying this is evolution in front of your eyes. But by the year 2015, we bet all the dogs will be doin’ it.

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