Obama meets with the president of Syria:

Obama: what up fool, long time since we chilled

President Obudabu: for sure man, crazy shit been goin on, been taking up all my time

Obama: yea, about that crazy sh*t, we should seriously just squash it, I mean f**k it man, I don’t even remember what the are fighting about anymore, lets all just blaze and be chill

President Obudabu: yea I hear ya, I think we was just hatin, kinda sucks out here in the desert ya know

Obama: hahaha, no doubt, it’s hotter than a mutha f**ka right now, how bout we get some of these bitches outta their burkas, roll this sticky green up, smoke and chill, then we’ll anounce the peace agreement to the UN in the morning

President Obudabu: Hellz yea, you my main mother f**ka, Obama