Hulk Hogan To Teach Dustin Diamond Wrestling In Upcoming CMT Reality Show Train-Wreck
June 5, 2008 Posted in Entertainment

You know, just when you think a person has made a fool of themselves enough already, they go an get on Hulk Hogan’s upcoming show on CMT, Celebrity Championship Wrestling. Among the contestants will be Saved by the Bell‘s Dustin Diamond (Screech Powers), along with other obscure celebrities, like Trishelle from The Real World, Butterbean (boxer of Jackass 2-fame) and Playboy Playmate, Nikki Ziering.
But this isn’t some Celebrity Fit Club spin-off, with any real goal at hand. That is, if you don’t count sweet C-list body-slams! As the press release best explains:
The new series will feature 10 celebrity contestants, male and female, in tag teams, performing moves like the Pile Driver, the Running Power Slam, Dragon Sleeper and the Triple Power Bomb as they compete against one another in for the CCW title! Two former pro wrestlers will train the contestants, with Hulk, former World Championship Wrestling president Eric Bischoff, and a surprise celebrity guest serving as judges.
So, this is basically exactly like the WWE, but with crappy celebrities, that don’t know how to wrestle? How did this even become a show? Oh wait, it’s because we like to watch people make asses out of themselves. That never gets old.
If you really want to see these people doing what they don’t do best, go here for tickets to a live match!
[Props to The Big Lead for this find]
(Image source: daylife.com)

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Mmmmm, it seems he is very interested in dating wealthy young woman. I saw him on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week.