Controversial wide receiver Terrell Owens has signed a four-year, $34 million deal with the Dallas Cowboys. Along with the $7 million he will make in 2008, T.O. is slated to earn $27 million over the next three seasons, making him one of the highest paid players in the league.
What to do with all that money?
As TMZ reports, the strip club might be the best place to start saying, “Terrell Owens ventured out into the wilds of the Hampton’s Lily Pond nightclub to study the rare, indigenous, feather-tailed go-go bird in its natural environment.”
By our calculations, with his new contract at 100 $1 bills per minute, T.O. could “Make It Rain” on strippers for 5,666 hours or 236 days straight.
That’s a hell of a weather front, if you ask me.
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