Seth MacFarlane, Google Strike Digital Distribution Deal

With television audiences declining by the day, film and show creators are struggling to find a way to distribute their products in the 2.0 world. Increasingly, people watch their visual entertainment on a computer monitor or cell phone. But Google seems to think they’ve found the answer, and they’ve just signed a deal with Family Guy creator… Click to read more

Speed Dressing: Award Winning JCPenny’s Commercial You Were Never Meant To See

This spec commercial for JCPenny won an award at Cannes 2008 film festival (yes, they have commercials at a film festival), but some truth ignoring parents don’t want you to see it because, well, it’s a really good freakin’ idea.
A ‘spec spot’ is a commercial made by an ad agency or a production company without the client (in t… Click to read more

60 Minutes Hates My Generation

A few months ago I woke up from a Salvia induced trip, naked in my living room, surrounded by crumpled newspaper. As the Thai Buddha, who had just a few minutes ago been telling me ‘not to let the planet overwhelm me,’ faded from view, I realized that in my stupor I had somehow managed to turn on 60 Minutes.
I usually don’t watch this show becaus… Click to read more

Amy Winehouse Punches Fan

Ok, so in this clip, the classy Amy Winehouse starts throwing punches into a group of fans at one of her shows. But if you ask us, it’s her stumbled meandering around that really hurts to watch. These people paid to see a performance. And instead, it’s just a drunk lady with a beehive, who can barely walk, barely singing, and punching people. Sounds… Click to read more

Rambo Facts

If you like Rambo, which you do, then this is basically the best thing you’ve ever seen.
(Image source: Subtire.com)… Click to read more

Sunday Must-Read: “Preparing The Battlefield,” Seymour M. Hersh, New Yorker Magazine

This should make you angry: With Iraq still raging, and bullets still raining in Afghanistan, the Bush Administration, along with some compliant Democratic Senators, have been funding covert operations against Iran, conducted by the CIA and Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC), according to American Pulitzer Prize winning journalist and author,… Click to read more

Laid Bare: Life Lessons at the Strip Club

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea.
I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfort… Click to read more

The UN is a Waste of Rhetoric!

Sitting her on a Saturday morning, after the gym, after breakfast, middle of coffee – and I find 3 stories in a row that show how truly ineffective the UN is. I am speechless and staggered by an overwhelming lack of effectiveness or even marginally decisive ideals.
Case 1: Zimbabwe. This a**whole has been slaughtering everyone who even speaks about run… Click to read more

Stripper Fail

Women do a lot of painful things to make themselves sexier for men: high heels, waxing, boob jobs, nose jobs, face lifts and Botox. But this booty-shaking bellydancer certainly did not need to do this…… Click to read more

Muppets: Concentrated Nightmare Juice

I had a lot of nightmares as a kid. Thanks to these nightmares and various frightening films I’ve developed a hilarious set of OCD habits such as opening and closing closet doors before sleeping and checking behind the shower curtain before I saddle up to the toilet (you laugh but one day someone is gonna be in there and then who’s the dumb one!)
My i… Click to read more

Pitchers With A One Way Ticket To Cooperstown

Which starting pitchers, currently in the majors or recently retired, are shoe-ins for induction into the baseball Hall of Fame?
It’s a debate myself and my friends had over a few beers last night that quickly got heated. Everyone has loyalty to their hometown teams. Being from Boston I lobbied hard for Curt Schilling while the Jersey crew was pushing… Click to read more

The Freedom of Work: Why Slacker Summer Jobs Rock!

I work in a sh*t-hole on the verge of bankruptcy, and I love it. I’m currently employed by a locally owned sandwich shop/late night drunk food emporium. If it’s 2:30 in the morning, you’re hammered and you need a hot dog that’s been warming on rollers for three hours we’ve got you covered. I make just above minimum wage, but for the work I do it’s almost robbery. Al… Click to read more

Muhammad “The Cat” Ali

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Dude, I had no idea cats even knew what boxing was, let alone be good at it! Apparently, I was sadly mistaken. I think this feline could probably kick your ass, what do you think?… Click to read more

Santa Clause Drowns: No Ice At North Pole This Summer!

Prepare for your mind to be blown: Scientist predict that there will be no ice at the North Pole this summer, the most dramatic evidence of global warming to date. Though the thaw is not yet complete, predictions set the odds at greater than 50:50 for a full meltdown.
Disappearance of the arctic ice will allow, for the first time in modern days, countries near th… Click to read more

5 Summer Video Game Time Wasters on The Cheap

Summer’s here and that means it’s time to neglect that reading list and playing some goddamn video games. Unfortunately, your job painting houses at ‘College Kids F**k Your House Up,’ has neglected to return any income (“Dude, I totally have the cash but I keep forgetting”), so as usual, your broke.
No problem. Here… Click to read more

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