CBS + MMA = A Travesty to Martial Arts

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So CBS wanted to bring MMA to primetime tonight, and it was a mess.If you would like the short summary, take 4 of your favorite MMA fights and end them 3 minutes too early. Every star that the network and the Elite XC executives wanted to win – had the fights handed to them on a silver platter.

We learned that Kimbo Slice is not a professional fighter. He fought a decent heavyweight, James Thompson, and could not handle a simple take down. The stoppage was a f**king joke, CBS is a joke, Elite XC is joke.

You want to watch real MMA, watch UFC on Spike/PPV.

  • Scott says:

    dont be mad that kimbo popped that guy’s “ear.” He was one punch away from dropping him in the third round anyway

  • dennis says:

    CBS HAS HURT THEIR IMAGE TONIGHT. THIS FIGHT(SO CALLED) CARD WAS A JOKE. THE WHOLE THING WAS A CIRCUS. MMA IS NOT THE SAME AS WWF AS CBS PORTRAIED IT TONIGHT. WHO PRODUCED THIS–DISNEY. IT WAS BAD FROM THE ANNOUNCERS ALL THE WAY TO THE RING GIRLS WHO LOOKED LIKE A BAD JR. HIGH CHEERLEADER SQUAD.
    AND BLDESS HIS HEART THE STAR KIMBO,LIMBO, DUMBO OR WHO EVER HE IS SHOULD THINK ABOUT ANOTHER PROFESSION. HE WILL NOT LAST LONG IN A REAL MMA SETTING. CBS(DISNEY?) WATCH SPIKE OR VRS IF YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PUT ON MMA FIGHTS.

  • dennis says:

    CBS HAS HURT THEIR IMAGE TONIGHT. THIS FIGHT(SO CALLED) CARD WAS A JOKE. THE WHOLE THING WAS A CIRCUS. MMA IS NOT THE SAME AS WWF AS CBS PORTRAIED IT TONIGHT. WHO PRODUCED THIS–DISNEY. IT WAS BAD FROM THE ANNOUNCERS ALL THE WAY TO THE RING GIRLS WHO LOOKED LIKE A BAD JR. HIGH CHEERLEADER SQUAD.
    AND BLESS HIS HEART THE STAR KIMBO,LIMBO, DUMBO OR WHO EVER HE IS SHOULD THINK ABOUT ANOTHER PROFESSION. HE WILL NOT LAST LONG IN A REAL MMA SETTING. CBS(DISNEY?) WATCH SPIKE OR VRS IF YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PUT ON MMA FIGHTS.

  • Matt says:

    Scott, you gotta be kidding. Did you see the chin shots that Johnson was taking? There’s no way Slice would’ve knocked him out… he was making rookie mistakes, especially in his submissions, and the more experienced fighter would’ve came out victorious.

    Slice is nothing but a bum that thinks he can brawl, he’s not an MMA fighter, and his 15 minutes are about up.

  • kramer says:

    kimbo was done when thompson had kimbo on the ground and ground-pounding his hoodrat ass. kimbo is a joke, stop giving that cunt cans and throw him in the cage with couture or fedor

    every call during the entire night was bogus, the refs were cunts, elitexc is pussy shit, i mean so is the ufc, but atleast ufc has legit fights and fighters.

    if you want true headstomping mma goodness watch real mma, a la japan

    scott you probably a kimbo nuthugger and don’t know shite about mma, go back to auchwitz

  • Soogei says:

    Dennis,
    that’s stupid. ABC is owned by Disney. not CBS.

  • Kyle - USNA says:

    There is NO WAY Kimbo could have knocked that guy out. He had a chin like a champ. What pissed me off was that his ear popped – thats it. Gross? Yes – Life threatening? Helllllllls no!

    A Traveshamockery I tell you!!!!

  • Martial Development says:

    Did CBS stop the fights early, to ease new network viewers into the brutality of MMA? Like drug dealers: first, you get them addicted to the easy stuff…


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