What’s Better Than Porn? Ex-porn.

itsnotporn13.jpgOk, so maybe it’s not really “better.” But it’s definitely funnier. Basically, a genius took to photoshopping porn pics to make them not porn anymore. (Hence “ex-porn.”)

Why we didn’t think of this, I will never know. (I guess none of us are geniuses.) But someone did, which is all that really matters.

Sure, the photoshop skills are comically bad. And they really don’t hide that much, if you have a functioning imagination. But anyone who would put a significant amount of time into taking the porn out of porn must be a total dumbass.

Check out the full gallery here!

[Big-up to Fleshbot for throwing this our way]

2 Comments on "What’s Better Than Porn? Ex-porn."

  1. BoggleBrain says:
    Wed, 21st May 2008  11:45 am 

    Errr… Isn’t it still considered porn if I can bust to it?

  2. Anaughtybear says:
    Fri, 6th Jun 2008  10:56 am 

    Is that the chick from Mythbusters in the third picture?

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