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Time To Say Goodbye: Jessica Alba Secretly Wed!

May 20, 2008     Posted in Entertainment, News-ish

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Well this just does it. When they reported Jessica Alba was pregnant, it didn’t really hit us that it might mean then end of an era of booty perfection.

But we just learned from PerezHilton.com that the Sin City and Into the Blue star secretly married baby-daddy Cashole Warren yesterday, a rumor confirmed by her publicist, which basically puts the kibosh on all our Alba fantasies. She will be missed.

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2 Responses to “Time To Say Goodbye: Jessica Alba Secretly Wed!”
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