Time To Say Goodbye: Jessica Alba Secretly Wed!

Well this just does it. When they reported Jessica Alba was pregnant, it didn’t really hit us that it might mean then end of an era of booty perfection.

But we just learned from PerezHilton.com that the Sin City and Into the Blue star secretly married baby-daddy Cashole Warren yesterday, a rumor confirmed by her publicist, which basically puts the kibosh on all our Alba fantasies. She will be missed.

2 Comments on "Time To Say Goodbye: Jessica Alba Secretly Wed!"

  1. Rob - COED says:
    Tue, 20th May 2008  11:07 pm 

    OK – Leaving the above comment up for a reason. LovingRich.com fags – congratulations! It’s f**king on!

    You have spammed us and our partners for too long, start the motherf**king countdown, live it up bitches. You grundle-munching herpies-ridden spooge-loving a**holes are done!

  2. HAEKR says:
    Thu, 22nd May 2008  9:25 pm 

    ok

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