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Time To Say Goodbye: Jessica Alba Secretly Wed!

May 20, 2008 - 7:00 pm By COED Staff

Well this just does it. When they reported Jessica Alba was pregnant, it didn’t really hit us that it might mean then end of an era of booty perfection.

But we just learned from PerezHilton.com that the Sin City and Into the Blue star secretly married baby-daddy Cashole Warren yesterday, a rumor confirmed by her publicist, which basically puts the kibosh on all our Alba fantasies. She will be missed.

2 Comments		Posted in Entertainment, News-ish
		Tags: actress, Hot, Jessica-Alba, model, pregnant, sexy
		Tags: actress, Hot, Jessica-Alba, model, pregnant, sexy

Rob - COED says:

May 20, 2008 at 11:07 pm

OK – Leaving the above comment up for a reason. LovingRich.com fags – congratulations! It’s f**king on!

You have spammed us and our partners for too long, start the motherf**king countdown, live it up bitches. You grundle-munching herpies-ridden spooge-loving a**holes are done!
HAEKR says:

May 22, 2008 at 9:25 pm

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