
Older women have many advantages. They aren’t flaky, brain-less freaks who will send you 8 million text messages after you hook-up. They know what they want, and they aren’t afraid to say so. And they won’t play games, because they don’t have the time. And mainly, there’s something to be said for experience.
A lot of times, very attractive women end up with guys that are successful assholes, nerds, whatever. But they’re not happy, and this is where a younger man (you) might have leg up. Basically, they want some hot 20-year-old man-tang to make them feel young again. Here’s how to give them that gift.
1. Stare: Do not be afraid to let a cougar know you want to have sex with her. She’s already feeling old, possibly unattractive–the thing she wants most is to know she’s none of those things. Make her feel that way from the first look. If she turns away, keep looking. If she gives you the evil eye, keep looking. If she doesn’t look back, wait 10 minutes. After that, you’ll have to venture elsewhere.
2. Compliment her: Do whatever you have to do to introduce yourself. When you meet her, compliment her in a way that makes her think you think she’s younger than she is. “What’s your major,” won’t cut it. Try something like, “That’s a beautiful dress/necklace/earrings/walker,” anything—whatever applies. Just don’t make your intentions so obvious others will notice–other than her, of course.
3. Get her alone: Make the most of your time together. First, be polite–treat her with respect, without coming across as immature. Second, tell a story that makes girls your age seem inferior to her. But don’t be too negative about anything. That will turn a girl off, no matter her age.
5. *Pre-requisite: Make a good, dirty Gibson martini: The Gibson isn’t a normal martini. But it is
essential to cougar-hunting. It uses vodka, instead of gin. An onion replaces the olive, and make it stirred, not shaken. This is your secret weapon.
Step one: Fill a martini glass with ice to chill the glass. Pour in extra-dry vermouth, swirl to cover the entire inside of the glass.
Step two: Fill half a martini-mixer with ice, fill to the top of the ice with the best vodka you can get your hands on.
Step three: Discard the vermouth. Pour in a tea spoon of olive juice into the martini mixer. Mix your concoction with a metal bar-mixer (or chop-stick). Using a strainer, pour the now-cold vodka and olive juice into the martini glass. Traditionally, it should be fill to the very top, almost bubbling over the rim.
Step four: Add a pickled onion, smile, and give her the martini. This is the second date.
6. Don’t f**k around: Stop kidding yourself; this is only about sex. Once you both have a drink, in a comfortable place, don’t waste your time. Ask her about herself. Laugh at her jokes. Tease her. Put your hand on her hand or leg. Tell her she’s beautiful. Kiss her and let it roll. Afterwards, don’t pretend she’s your girlfriend. If she wants to come back, she’ll call you.





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She looks beautiful and so hot. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y L o v I n g . co m ” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
this is just my 0.02, but I say, and I say so from experience – you only have a few seconds from the time she spots you to the time you initiate the convo. sure you can pull off the “hour later i finally had the balls to talk to her,” but then she knows you’re a pussy. Be quick. Be poignant. Be honest – all you want is to fuck her, and thats the only thing shes considering about you. think a 42 year old wants to date a 23 year old stoner alcoholic? na. she just wants you to nut in her left eye… (sorry paulette)
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Honey- a Gibson is traditionally made with *gin* and *onion* juice. No olives or bartender-wannabes involved. Won’t impress the cougars.
Coming from a .800 hitter in the Cougar Leagues, this is a solid primer to get any hopeful cougar hunter started. One thing, there isn’t SOMEthing to be said for experience, there’s damn near EVERYthing to be said for experience… and isn’t that usually the primary motive?
“already feeling old, possibly unattractive”
You had me until this. How stupid! But I’ll let it slide cuz you’re young.
Best punani I’ve ever had was w/ a 42 year old mother of two teenage girls. This guide is basically %100 acurate this is how I bagged a cougar.
Yea you can surely learn alot from the older women and they actually know how to have sex unlike the younger gals who just lay their like a lazy ragdoll.. 30 and up brew.
well i just moved down to florida from massachusetts and i moved into a place with a couger that i have know and always wanted to fuck since i was 10 years old,dont ask but i just gota fuck her,its always been a fantacy to sleep with this one piticular cougar,i cant come on to strong,i think it might take some work,if someone could help me.PLEASE e-mail me