As if we needed any more reasons to regularly fondle ourselves, May is National Masturbation Month!
Something tells me you guys already know how to celebrate this properly, but if the ol’ wank-and-go won’t cut it for this special month, our friends at Fleshbot.com (mildly NSFW) have put together a nice round-up of all the masturbatory opportunities available to spice-up your “me-time” celebrations.
So, enjoy. (Just keep the excitement to yourself.)


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