More Proof That Olden Times Were F-ed Up: Dog-Rape Movie

If you think this is just a cute movie of dressed-up dogs doing hilarious things, you’re in for the worst surprise of your life. That is, of course, unless dog-rape is your thing. In which case, today’s your lucky day.

Check out the weirdest thing you’ll see this week after the jump!

Remember, back when this was made, there wasn’t Sundance and Quentin Tarantino–or Independent Film at all. Everything was big-budget, so people actually watched this.

Today, everyone would be appalled, parental organizations would have a nation-wide, simultaneous aneurysm, and Congress would call a special session to discuss the crippling effects of Hollywood on our national morals. Back then, sh*t was just crazier–that’s all there is to it.

Just because we can see photos of Britney Spears’ nether-regions sliding their way out of a limo doesn’t mean we’re not uptight.

[Props to BWE for mining us this chunk of Internet gold]