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Top 5 Signs You Are a Hipster

May 7, 2008 - 11:53 am By COED Staff

Hipsters

Uber-stylish and annoyingly cool, these masters of paying a lot to look like a homeless person (with fashion-sense), hipster culture has invaded the country.

Here are a few tell-tale signs to see if you’ve already been infected.

1.) You have paid more than $100 for used shoes.

2.) You are 28 years old and still embarrassed to be seen out at dinner with your parents.

3.) You have very precisely removed a GAP tag from a pair of jeans.

4.) You pay your rent with a platinum card.

5.) You made friends with a homeless guy, then got upset when he puked on your girlfriend.

Check out the full list here!

3 Comments		Posted in Entertainment

Jeff says:

May 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Here’s how to tell if you’re a hipster: Your a rich fucking asshole who prances around in mismatched clothes and spends more on hair product than some third world countries spend on food. In other words you are a soul-less fashion fuck with money.
yasmin says:

May 22, 2008 at 9:02 pm

hipsters are poor people who spend money like rich people on clothing -_-
jimmay says:

May 2, 2009 at 9:10 am

oh shit i’m a hipster.

wait i posted on this place, not one anymore.

hipster hate is so 5 minutes ago so stfu

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