Melissa Theuriau “The World’s Sexiest News Anchor” Is Off The Market

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The Bastardly is reporting that French news anchor Melissa Theuriau is set to marry French comedian Jamel Debbouze on May 7th.

A 9.8 on the hottie reciter scale marrying a comedic douchebag?! I thought that only happened in Jim Carey movies.

Remember Theuriau’s glory – photo gallery after the jump!

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