Top 5 Paula Abdul TV Meltdowns

Paula Abdul Meltdowns
Just when you thought she’d hit rock-bottom, Paula Abdul again proves that you can be a f*ck-up, and still have a job. Here’s Paula’s best intoxicatedly infamous moments television has to offer.

Check out The Top 5 Paula Abdul TV Meltdown videos after the Jump.

5.) Radio Show Melt-Down:

Look, everybody cries. But it’s a hell of a lot harder to feel for someone’s tears if they can barely talk. Maybe “talk” is too strong. Enunciate. That’s the word I’m looking for. I know Paula was being filmed 24/7–that’s got to be tough. But I find it hard to believe she convinced anybody of anything. I know, I’m a dick. And she was crying out of happiness from her, I’m sure, deserved success. But confusion can be equally upsetting, that’s all I’m saying.

4.) Blasted on QVC:

I take it back. “Talk” was exactly the word. Maybe she can still think. But her motor skills are shot. It’s like your grandpa got kind of hot, and was constantly allowed on television. I’m just not quite sure why that’s still the case.

3.) Hair and Make-Up Madness:

Every woman I know can, at least, throw on some eye liner and straighten her hair. Paula Abdul, on the other hand, can’t even have someone else do that sh*t for her, without her will-to-live crumbling into a pile of crap on the limo floor. “…I can’t stand (sniff) the fact that nobody’s directing me,” she wails, after some flight-delay nonsense with her beauty-crew. “I need…I need help.” Well, when she’s right, she’s right.

2.) Drunk on Fox News:

“It’s a wild party where you are,” Abdul says to the two unfortunate anchors on a Fox morning show. Problem is, she’s the only party happening anywhere in the entire country, at that moment. With all her drunken swaying, I can barely watch the video–I just want to try to catch her, the entire time. At least she didn’t blow it during her show…Oh, damn.

1.) American Idiot: Tuesday’s Live Idol Blunder

It’s one thing to be a complete basket-case on your own time, or when someone’s making a television show about you. But when judgement is your only task, and you’re being watched by 90-percent of the country, I’d say that’d be a good hour of the day to take a break from retardation drinking. And the worst part is, it adds to increasing rumors that the show’s fixed. Actually, as The New York Times reports, it is…kinda.

5 Comments on "Top 5 Paula Abdul TV Meltdowns"

  1. Lucky says:
    Thu, 1st May 2008  11:08 am 

    Dude, she has got to be on lithium.

  2. absolute says:
    Fri, 2nd May 2008  12:43 pm 

    paula ure so lucky the american public can’t vote YOU off! – value your job, take it seriously and do it responsibly, if you keep screwing up, ure gonna be looking for one real soon…

  3. Jonze says:
    Wed, 7th May 2008  6:36 am 

    the woman is absolutely nuts, she belongs in my bed, not on tv.

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

  4. hmm says:
    Mon, 12th May 2008  7:48 am 

    you kind of forgot the moth and melon thing. actually you forgot many things. anyway you have got to remember a few things with Paula. she puts Enormous pressure on herself to be Perfect. that is her real problem. she cannot always live up to her own expecations and i honestly feel she should lower her own expecations a little bit.. whenever she messes up, she always has 1000 excuses for why.. she should just say “i messed up.. so what.. nobody is perfect.. time to move on”.

  5. hmm says:
    Mon, 12th May 2008  7:50 am 

    but it is ridiclous to say “value your job” etc etc. Paula is the one judge who Does value her job! she knows everything and she remembers everything and everyone.. she takes it very seriously. simon however does not care one bit.

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