COED Presents: 9 Things Your Parents Would Get Pissed About If You Spent $500 On

April 22, 2008 - 4:00 pm By Steve - Seton Hall

- COED & TuitionBids.com $500 AMEX Gift Card Giveaway! -

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If COED was to give you a $500 American Express Gift Card what would you buy?

Your parents might suggest that you put the money towards your education (tuition, books, food) or savings, but this is your money to blow on whatever you want!

You want to go to Vegas? Go to Vegas! Thinking about getting a tattoo? Go for it! Do you really need a big box of condoms? $500 will get enough condoms to last Dirk Diggler a whole month!

Below are 9 Things Your Parents Would Get Pissed About If You Spent $500 On. COED wants to know what should be #1 on the list. Leave your suggestion in the comment section below. The person that submits the best idea will receive a $500 AMEX gift card courtesy on TuitionBids.com – all submissions must be received by Friday, May 2nd at 12PM.

logo.JPGTuitionBids.com provides a one-stop resource for parents, current and future students to learn about the college entry process and most importantly to apply for student loans. The unique TuitionBids.com process allows users to quickly apply for a student loan, and allows up to six lenders to compete for business. TutitionBids.com is not only a destination for student loans, but a place for consumer education. The site also provides users with information on schools from around the country – including programs, majors, size and attendance and associated costs as well as a gap analysis that helps a student/parent determine what their private loan needs will be after they receive federal loans.

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10. Buy a Kegerator: $500+

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09. Self produce a music video for your buddies “rock opera”

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08. Get a tattoo

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07. Plane ticket to Vegas: $300-500

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06. Buy 2 bottles of Johnny Walker Blue because one just isn’t enough: $450.00

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05. “Make It Rain“

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04. EVGA GeForce 9800 GX2 Video Card: $549.00

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03. Remote control helicopter

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02. Fund a White Castle Crave Case race for your fraternity

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01. (Submit your ideas in the comment section to win a $500 American Express gift card courtsey of TuitionBids.com)

Top 3 ideas will be opened up for public voting on Monday, May 5th.

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  1. OK state says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:05 pm 

    i’d buy multiple cases of gatorade

  2. CV da says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:10 pm 

    ‘95 Jordans

  3. CV da says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:11 pm 

    or a Myspace hooker… can’t decide

  4. sabo says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:12 pm 

    a top notch sex doll or muscle milk

  5. Pat Reilly says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:18 pm 

    get an abortion

  6. TSabs says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:19 pm 

    nosebleed season tix to the yankees

  7. PK says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:20 pm 

    Rent a magician for the greatest two hours of your or anyone’s life ever lived!

    http://www.funfactoryparties.com/party/magicians.shtml

  8. Brian says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:21 pm 

    I’d rent a top notch room at Soho House in NYC for a weekend night…and pretend I am important

  9. 2seven says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:37 pm 

    take 4 of my friends zorbing in the smoky mountains http://www.zorb.com/smoky/

    amazing!

  10. christine l says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:39 pm 

    buy britney spears a new top of the line wig!

  11. BlueDevil2k says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:44 pm 

    Thai she-male mail-order bride?

  12. Michaela says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:45 pm 

    Buying Britney Spears’ umbrella off of ebay

  13. Sabs says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:48 pm 

    $500 worth of Dunkin Donuts munchkins — they are delicious

  14. brian panwala says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:50 pm 

    Go HALF on a $1000 Sundae from Serendipity 3

    http://www.chow.com/grinder/356

  15. Paul Beswick says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:51 pm 

    My dreams come true – when I change my name to Carl

  16. Paul Beswick says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:51 pm 

    http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_7NTg5IDysByk6jzbkF/SIG=11t1sm8ck/EXP=1208983629/**http%

    the link to the pic since it didn’t post previously

  17. Mike says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:52 pm 

    Rent midgets for my next family bbq and encourage an afternoon/night of good ol’ fashion midget toss.

  18. Paul Beswick says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:52 pm 

    last time…
    http://www.alftv.net/images/autograph.jpg

  19. Editor says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:54 pm 

    Editors DYK: Rihanna’s song “Umbrella” was originally offered to Britney Spears – she turned it down and the rest is history.

    http://www.pr-inside.com/spears-turned-down-umbrella-r508856.htm

  20. Editor says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  4:58 pm 

    haha Paul that “last time” link is classic – I wonder how much an Alf autograph would go for on eBay

  21. pnac says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  5:09 pm 

    buy a nice (working) NES with games

  22. Brad says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  5:18 pm 

    Buy a ton of booze and throw a kick ass party.

  23. Matt says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  5:34 pm 

    Pay Erik Estrada to eventually come to my funeral, cry, and leave.

  24. Steph says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  5:37 pm 

    I would put it towards a boob job!!!!!!!

  25. Eyal says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  5:44 pm 

    Buy pills to turn my poop to gold!

    http://scrapbook.citizen-citizen.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/18/goldpills.jpg

  26. PK says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  5:45 pm 

    Give it to charity. Haha.

  27. Brandon Roberts says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  6:12 pm 

    Put the money towards my trip to Vegas for my twenty first birthday.

  28. Eyal says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  6:12 pm 

    Or maybe a Gold plated McDonalds coke spoon. The $300 rolled dollar bill aint to bad either (#3).

    http://www.notcot.com/archives/2007/06/citizen_citizen.php

  29. Joey Jo Jo says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  6:13 pm 

    I would get a surgery to cut my penis so it looks like a snakes tongue

  30. pac man jones says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  6:14 pm 

    go on spring break in 09 or travel abroad to see the alps

  31. Tyler pon says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  6:15 pm 

    My parents really like dancing with the stars… so maybe I’d use the money to kill my grandpa.

  32. ChronicColonic says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  6:19 pm 

    I’d pay to have Rick Astley perform “Never Gonna Give You Up” in my basement and spend the rest of the $475 on chips and refreshments

  33. tony says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  6:40 pm 

    jager bombs

  34. Jesse says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  6:42 pm 

    A lovesac, duh

    http://www.lovesac.com/

  35. slater says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  6:48 pm 

    twenty-five keystone light 30’s and 22 packs of camel lights

  36. anon says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  6:53 pm 

    how about drop 500 on a roor or a vaporizer

  37. mLe says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  7:39 pm 

    gas for the greatest summer road trip possible… nyc to chitown to minneapolis to denver to vegas to san diego to tijuana back to san diego to la (aka the price is right) to san jose/ san fran to portland to seattle to vancouver to glacier national park to yellowstone national park to the bad lands to st. paul to north star lake in northern minnesota for a week of insanity on a family vaca… the question is; where do you think i will be when i run out of gas money?

  38. N0mer says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  8:35 pm 

    in all honesty i’d pay off some of my student loans, i’m broke

  39. Wolf Blitzer says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  8:56 pm 

    get Senator Obama a bowling instructor or donate my money to the McCain campaign

  40. dree says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  9:06 pm 

    Buy the Beamz Music Performance System.

    http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__BZ100

  41. Josh says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  9:17 pm 

    Hook up my friends fuel inefficient vehicle to a gas pump and put a brick on the gas with the e-brake up until I have cycled through $500 worth of gas.

  42. Kevin says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  10:06 pm 

    Buy 2000 bouncy balls out of a quarter machine, then drop them all off the top of a very steep road.

  43. c89 says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  10:11 pm 

    internet roulette

  44. ning says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  10:13 pm 

    what is internet roulette?

  45. Sumit says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  10:41 pm 

    I’d buy 100 orders of Who Pancakes from IHOP!!!

  46. joyce says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  10:55 pm 

    I found Britney on a celebrity dating site called Wealthy Kiss.c o m or something. I forget the screename. I will check it out for you guys and come out with the truth soon.

  47. Andy says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  10:58 pm 

    I’d turn the $500 into 500,000 pennies and use them plant a field of money trees. I’m pretty sure thats how that works.

  48. Dan Dio says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  11:08 pm 

    Shipping out to Djibouti, Africa, meeting a local tribeswoman, flying her home to meet your parents and then breaking to them you two will be living in the basement.

  49. navrdd says:
    Tue, 22nd Apr 2008  11:59 pm 

    Use the money to fuel an unsanctioned and probably very illegal party in the middle of campus the night after graduation. Which will quite possibly cause the university to revoke my degree. In order for the party to live up to my expectations, there must be the following:

    1. Moonbounce
    2. Miller Light girls
    3. Keg of Patron… That’s right, I said it, a keg of Patron.
    4. Never ending supply of natty light.
    5. Rick Astley providing entertainment.

  50. Chris says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:27 am 

    Russian Mail Order Bride.
    Except marry her to my mom. That’d piss her off.
    http://www.russianbrides.com

  51. JohnnyAwesome says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:32 am 

    waste 500 dollars at the strip club, and helplessly
    beg the stripper just to put the tip in, all while trying to explain to her that your a DOT COM millionaire.

  52. Melli says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:32 am 

    Buy a car so I can drive around and apply to better jobs upon graduating my matriculation at C.A.U…anyone who would blow $500 on unnecessary garbage doesn’t deserve it and probably shouldn’t be in college.

  53. J@y says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:36 am 

    A pair of customized Jordans

  54. Chris says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  1:31 am 

    15 minutes with Eliot Spitzer’s girl.

  55. Neal Slotvig says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  2:55 am 

    Buy a brand new Nikon D40 DSLR Camera ($499) and then stalk Allison Stokke and constantly take smoking hot pictures of her…

  56. Ralph Nader says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  2:58 am 

    Watch Saving Sarah Marshall like 60 times

  57. Josh Stevens says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:12 am 

    Buy a cheap drumkit. Years of aggravation and pissed off parents.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/5-Peice-Drum-Kit-w-Extras-and-Cheap-Shipping_W0QQitemZ260232537081QQihZ016QQcategoryZ38097QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  58. Chris Hager says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:13 am 

    $40 worth of chronic and then 920 tacos from Jack-in-the-Box

  59. Chris Hager says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:21 am 

    2 sweet beer pong tables (http://www.bjsbeerpong.com/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=1&Itemid=81#BJPT-2-S-FTB), some ping-pong balls, and a couple of 30 packs…

  60. Halim says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:28 am 

    One $499 Envision 32″ LCD HDTV

  61. thomas says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:08 am 

    a stripper getting through school

  62. T says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:54 am 

    Use the $500 bartering to afford two side-by-side burial plots for my divorced parents. I know its quite evil.

  63. Fred says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  8:09 am 

    500$ worth of lottery tickets, hoping to double the money so you can buy 1000$ worth next time.

  64. mike honcho says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  9:46 am 

    I would buy Osama Bin Laden a gift certificate to the best day spa in the country.

  65. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:04 am 

    i would buy 1/10 of ashley alexandra dupree… for an hour.

  66. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:07 am 

    coke

  67. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:10 am 

    buy a ben affleck autographed reindeer games movie poster, and then buy $495 worth of qdoba.

  68. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:11 am 

    pay one of my buddys to give me a bj, then call him gay for the rest of his life.

  69. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:15 am 

    invest it in china.

  70. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:16 am 

    buy gary colemans soul.

  71. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:17 am 

    get simple plan to play in my basement.

  72. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:18 am 

    buy downey jr drugs and just see what happens.

  73. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:18 am 

    rick roll bush

  74. Michael F says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:20 am 

    Rent a midget to dress as a leprechaun for a St Patrick’s Day Party.

    $450!

  75. boogie MAN says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:21 am 

    I would buy a private investigator to help me break up my engagment so its her fault so i dont have to pay her dady back.

  76. boogie MAN says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:28 am 

    or a plane ticket to just disappear

  77. J_Grass says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:52 am 

    I’d rent ten migets spray them with hairspray and tHrow on some baby powder and have them run around on a work night at 3 in the morning in my parents front yard chasing chikens.

  78. SHv2 says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:53 am 

    Packing peanuts, lots and lots of packing peanuts. Gotta build a safe landing space to jump off the roof somehow.

  79. MetaMars says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  10:56 am 

    250+ Red Bulls.

    They’d be pissed, but you could just say it’s study fuel. :)

  80. dude says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  11:12 am 

    i would buy some ill cronic and rent a hot air ballon and be higher than everybody and literaly higher than the rest of the world

  81. Jon Williams says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  11:37 am 

    Cruzin’ Cooler Motorized Ride-On Ice Chest its a electric cooler for you to ride around on while you drink how sweet is that

  82. Tyler pon says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  11:48 am 

    Tom Berrenger

  83. Tyler pon says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:03 pm 

    cockapalooza!

  84. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:21 pm 

    make a trail of dollar bills from tom seizmores house to an abandon warehouse, then when he follows the trail to the warehouse, throw him a suprise roller rink party with the rest of the money, because i think he needs it.

    p.s. seizmore lives next to the warehouse.

  85. Protogenxl says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:35 pm 

    Hack a “Alesis DM5 Module/Pad 4-Piece Electronic Drum Set” into the ultimate Rock Band drum controller.

  86. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:41 pm 

    buy the rights to will smiths adolescent, rollercoaster, off pitched obnoxious yell, and put it away in a little locked box forever.

    “I have got to get me one o deez!”
    “There’s only one way off this planet, baby, and that’s through me.”
    “I can help. I can save you. I can save everybody!”
    “UNCLE PHILLLLL!”

  87. double says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:44 pm 

    coke. lots of cocaine

  88. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:44 pm 

    fill up the gas tank to my prius.

  89. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:46 pm 

    Hack a “Alesis DM5 Module/Pad 5!-Piece Electronic Drum Set” into the ultimate Rock Band drum controller.

  90. Justin says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:52 pm 

    I would pay a photog to follow me around Boston for the night snapping pics leading drunk women to think I was a celebrity. Than I would see what my options are and make good choices.

  91. AlwaysAwake says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  12:56 pm 

    $500 on court costs to change my name so noone would know I was their son

  92. Ashley says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  1:00 pm 

    i would buy Yankees tickets since ive never been to a game before and ive been living in Nj for alomost 5 yrs now! or a Luis Vitton!

  93. RTWarner says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  1:01 pm 

    2 ounces of *REALLY* good pot.

  94. Tyler pon says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  1:17 pm 

    two words: moon base

  95. Tyler pon says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  1:19 pm 

    How much does it cost to have sex with a clown? if it’s under 5 hundo, put me down.

  96. dmckee says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  1:53 pm 

    buy a pet cat or dog then leave it at their house

  97. Ed says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  2:11 pm 

    Fund a revolution in a small African nation.

  98. David says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  2:40 pm 

    505 orders of the $.99 nuggets from wendys.

  99. Shiido says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  2:43 pm 

    $500 worth of ball pit balls, put it all in the garage. yes sir… I’ll be fulfilling my childhood dream…

  100. Ephi says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  2:44 pm 

    I would buy $500 worth of ky jelly. Then give it all as christmas gifts for the entire family.

  101. Fuzz says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  2:50 pm 

    Get your own Breathalyzer

    http://cgi.ebay.ca/Drager-Alcotest-6510-Breathanalyzer-Breathalizer-Tester_W0QQitemZ280220639576QQihZ018QQcategoryZ58037QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  102. Dean says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  2:50 pm 

    McDonalds! SUPER-SIZE-ME!

  103. Greg says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  2:56 pm 

    I would get a vasectomy, a cheap one at that, as the cost of such a procedure is usually between 500-1000 dollars, depending on where you live.

  104. John says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:02 pm 

    I would buy just ONE spinning rim for my car. What a completely worthless idea. My parents would hate it, no doubt.

  105. Dean says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:04 pm 

    $500 worth of speeding tickets… drive around speed traps. hahaha!

  106. Brandon says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:05 pm 

    A set of rims + tint-job on my ‘92 metro.

  107. Kevin says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:10 pm 

    iphone

  108. Michael says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:13 pm 

    I’d buy passports for me and my friends ($97 x 5) and then not have enough money leftover to go anywhere.

  109. aaron says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:15 pm 

    CHAIRITY!!!!!!!!

  110. BART says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:16 pm 

    500 TACOS FOR 500 DOLLARS

  111. Lisa says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:19 pm 

    Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

  112. Mark Millonzi says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:28 pm 

    Enough weed to get me stoned for at least a solid year.

  113. Mill says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:30 pm 

    (10) $50 hookers

  114. Conan says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:31 pm 

    copyright the phrases “rick-rolled” and “epic fail”

  115. Vanilla Gorilla says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:33 pm 

    A broken-down Delorian so that I can recreate my favorite scenes from Back to the Future.

  116. Johnny Appleseed says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:34 pm 

    A bathtub full of used condoms.

  117. AlwaysAwake says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:36 pm 

    How about $500 for court costs to change my name so noone would know I was their son ?

  118. Herr Millonzi says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:37 pm 

    Pay a hair-stylist to dye all my body hair red. Yes, all of it. Then id use the rest of the money to buy a lime green thong so i could run up and down the stairs at my parents house during thanksgiving yelling, “Im a WINNER!”

  119. x0rcist says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:37 pm 

    $500 worth of heroin would do the trick.

  120. Navicerts says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:39 pm 

    An online degree!

  121. Robby D says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  3:44 pm 

    Use it to pay their bail after you called the cops and told them they made you smoke crack since a young age.

  122. Bill says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:03 pm 

    Use money to legally change your name to “Mama’s Mistake”.

  123. HunterNIU says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:06 pm 

    I would buy 5 bottles of Boston brewery Samuel Adams Utopias for $100.00/24 ounce bottle.

    $500

  124. Bill says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:06 pm 

    Custom license plates, “COPUL8″ or “SEX4GAS”

  125. David Markman says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:10 pm 

    13 Acres of the Sea of Tranquillity on the moon. Lunar property is SO hot right now. From lunarregistry.com, The Sea of Tranquillity is THE premiere lunar location, selling at an easy 37.50 per acre.

  126. QBiz says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:11 pm 

    12 8-Bit Nintendo Entertainment Systems

  127. scott says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:17 pm 

    porn subscription for many sites

  128. scott says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:17 pm 

    porn subscription

  129. WallSt says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:20 pm 

    50 $10 ZJs

    /if you have to ask, you can’t afford it

  130. Terence says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:20 pm 

    Change your entire wardrobe to socially unacceptable t-shirts, or just those tuxedo t-shirts, either one…

  131. Ray says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:29 pm 

    I would buy 50 paperback copies of “The God Delusion” by Richard Dawkins, and then I would sneak into my parents church and replace the hymnals with them.

    My dad is the bishop.

  132. Mike Z says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  4:57 pm 

    I’d get some strippers and throw a house party

  133. Tyler pon says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  5:00 pm 

    I would break into a zoo and kill a baby penguin, and then pay the zoo keeper the hundo to keep his mouth shut.

  134. Tyler pon says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  5:00 pm 

    5 hundo*

  135. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  5:14 pm 

    take out a small equity loan. put a payment down on a house.

  136. angela says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  6:15 pm 

    I’d give it to this poor Nigerian guy who’s last uncle died leaving the family fortune stuck in an oppresive regime’s bank where, unfortunately, he is unable to retrieve it. Poor dude. If he sticks that in the bank he can just watch the interest compound!

  137. robert duvall says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  6:43 pm 

    bring back grundge rock

  138. PB says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  6:45 pm 

    1. Go to bank.
    2. Get 500 1 dollar bills.
    3. See how much money it takes to ride one of the patrons while having them squeel like a pig.
    4. Repeat until money is gone.

  139. Som says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  7:37 pm 

    A clown that does magical things with balloons.

  140. Craig says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  8:25 pm 

    I think no parent could not feel overly ashamed and pissed off if their son or daughter spent $500 on either

    1) Dirty Transvestite Prostitutes

    or

    2) 500 dollars worth of Nerd/Star Wars memorabilia

  141. sean says:
    Wed, 23rd Apr 2008  11:06 pm 

    A quarter of weed and a xbox 360 and gta 4 now you have wasted $500 plus failed every class this semester

  142. robert duvall says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  9:35 am 

    id fucking hang outttt brooooooo

  143. robert duvall says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  9:37 am 

    pay someone to follow me around telling me how sick i am

  144. robert duvall says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  9:38 am 

    id make love to someone in a club.

  145. robert duvall says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  9:43 am 

    id buy a $500 sword and start slicing shit

  146. Nick May says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  11:19 am 

    $500 dollars worth of illegal drugs and do them all in one sitting

  147. keith says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  12:07 pm 

    i would go back in time and put all $500 down on Scarlett Johansson bid a date and tell all my friends i won. Yeah that would be worth it.

  148. Marty Schneider says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  12:42 pm 

    500 one dollar bills in the thong of a stripper.

  149. Ryan says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  6:45 pm 

    2 kegs – $150
    Petting zoo – $300
    Whores off the block (preferably midgets/LP’s) – $50
    Staging your own private miniaturized donkey show for you and your friends to watch while getting wasted – priceless

  150. PK says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  6:45 pm 

    save all of the children from Singapore’s sex trade and start my own sex trade in America.

  151. EJ says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  6:47 pm 

    $500 could buy you chuck norris’ strand of hair so you could genetically clone him and have an army of chucks to mess some serious stuff up

  152. Richardcmelanson@gma says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  7:41 pm 

    Get a “massage”.

  153. Halim says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  7:49 pm 

    Buy one of those massaging chairs…

  154. Halim says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  7:51 pm 

    Buy 500 McDonald’s Double Cheeseburgers and then get a bunch of people together in a field and throw them at each other. Like a snowball fight but instead a cheeseburger fight…

  155. Ron says:
    Thu, 24th Apr 2008  11:01 pm 

    Buy the cheapest kiddie pool you can.
    Change the rest of the money to pennies.
    Dump the pennies in the kiddie pool.
    Swim in the kiddie pool full of pennies.
    Film the whole thing including parents getting pissed off and put it on YouTube.

  156. NP says:
    Fri, 25th Apr 2008  10:03 pm 

    Buy the whole bar shots while underage.
    Down payment on Audi R8.
    Drop out of school and go to bartending school.
    Give it to your nerdy roommate to keep quiet from telling your parents all the drugs you do.

  157. TamaraG says:
    Sat, 26th Apr 2008  5:48 pm 

    If you guys gave me 500 bucks I’d get my bestfriend and I matching butterfly tattoo’s on our butt cheeks, then I’d invest in a mobile stripper pole for pimping out my friends when the money runs out!

  158. tec says:
    Sun, 27th Apr 2008  7:10 pm 

    me: id buy a 500 dollar car
    thorny: id still pull you over
    me: bullshit, you couldnt pull me over- even if you did id activate my cars wings and fly away.

  159. Brian says:
    Tue, 29th Apr 2008  4:45 pm 

    I’d rent an apartment for a month and make my parents think I got a job and was out on my own, only to anger them one month later when I am forced to move back in with them.

  160. maybe this should be says:
    Wed, 30th Apr 2008  9:41 am 

    bottle service at a GGW party

  161. chris says:
    Thu, 1st May 2008  11:30 am 

    I would become a 500 dollar ‘menunaire’ at McDonalds.

  162. Joshua Baker says:
    Thu, 1st May 2008  11:42 am 

    54 Pounds of Green Jello …………. “Its Jello wrestling Time” ……….RIP Blue

  163. Ryan Wiggins says:
    Thu, 1st May 2008  2:30 pm 

    $500 non-refundable donation to Bill Richardson’s presidential campaign.

  164. Alex W says:
    Thu, 1st May 2008  5:19 pm 

    To get parents really pissed, what you spend the money on has to affect them. I would buy $500 worth of packing peanuts and fill their entire house top to bottom, and fill their cars.

  165. Gabe G says:
    Thu, 1st May 2008  5:40 pm 

    Buy a plane ticket to Vegas, find a hot dancer, get her drunk and have “Elvis” marry us. If it doesn’t work out, just get it annulled. More than enough ways to piss off Catholic parents.

  166. Andy says:
    Fri, 2nd May 2008  2:07 am 

    I imagine it would really piss off your parents if you were the idiot who spent $451.00 (almost $500.00) on the sales receipt for a Nintendo Wii on E-Bay.

    Not the system… the receipt someone has from when they bought the system.

    Really… this happend:: http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/best-buy-wii-receipt-sells-for-451-on-ebay

  167. Andy says:
    Fri, 2nd May 2008  2:19 am 

    Better yet get yourself 3, count ‘em 3, sets of antlers a guy found on the ground.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/3-SETS-Deer-Sheds-Horns-Antlers-184-Boon-Crocket-14-pt_W0QQitemZ130218618882QQihZ003QQcategoryZ71124QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  168. Roger Ebert says:
    Fri, 2nd May 2008  8:42 am 

    Buy each of the following movies…
    The Hillz, Pearl Harbor, Daddy Day Camp, Kazaam, You Got Served, Glitter, Crossroads, Gigli, Starship Troopers 2, Bratz, Spice World, Titanic, Norbit, Leprechaun, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3, Leprechaun 4, Leprechaun in the Hood, Material Girls, High School Musical, Brokeback Mountain, The Notebook, Howard the Duck, White Noise, Troll, Troll 2, Free Willy, Free Willy 2, Free Willy 3, Master of Disguise, Fear Dot Com, The Fog, Corky Romano, Summer Catch, Cheaper by the Dozen, Cheaper by the Dozen 2, Underclassmen, Kangaroo Jack, Grind, The Hot Chick, Sorority Boys, How Stella got Her Groove Back, Constantine, The Village, House of Wax, Snow Dogs, Iron Eagle 3, John Tucker Must Die, Swimfan, From Justin to Kelly, Signs, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Eyes Wide Shut, Vanilla Sky…

  169. Halim says:
    Fri, 2nd May 2008  8:50 am 

    500 junior bacon cheeseburgers from Wendys… and then have a giant eating contest with all my friends, and the winner wins the remaining burgers…

  170. Chris Hager says:
    Fri, 2nd May 2008  8:56 am 

    Pay Mexican contractors to build me a sweet water slide like the one in Blank Check, only into like a shitty above ground pool…

  171. Neal says:
    Fri, 2nd May 2008  8:57 am 

    Pay Chris Hansen to come to my house and then invite my friends over one at a time and have him tell them they are on to catch a predator, and “to have a seat over there…”

  172. ebert says:
    Fri, 2nd May 2008  11:56 pm 

    print as many flyers as possible that say my dad is a sex offender and post them all over their neighborhood…

  173. Alex says:
    Fri, 17th Apr 2009  10:53 am 

    Russian Mail Order Bride.
    Except marry her to my mom. That’d piss her off.
    http://www.chanceforlove.com

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