Online Dating Without the Dating Part? Sign Me Up for Some Online Booty!

Have you ever said, “I just want to date for fun without getting into anything serious” or “Gosh, I haven’t gotten any action in a while”? If so, I think I have the perfect website for you. With OnlineBootyCall.com, you can actively participate in online “dating” without all that pesky dating and commitment stuff.

Known as a “dating site for singles who enjoy being single,” OnlineBootyCall.com promises to help you find the “pieces without the puzzle.” Thank God, because I’m always complaining that I just want a whole pile of mismatched puzzle pieces without actually being able to put them together.

The website is free to use and promises that nobody will contact you unless you accept a booty call invitation. They just ask that you follow their booty call commandments listed at their site. You know, stuff like: “though shalt get out before the sun rises,” and “though shalt kiss anything except my mouth” and of course, “There shall be no cuddling–ever!” I wasn’t aware that booty calls always had to be so, um, impersonal.

I realize it can be difficult to find your soul mate, and that’s why so many people turn to online dating. But really, people, is it that hard to find a booty call? I could just go to the bar down the street if I was looking for a little action, no strings attached. And if that was too much work, I could easily turn to the “casual encounters” section of Cragslist.

So I probably won’t be utilizing the services of OnlineBootyCall.com any time soon (clearly I have my own ways of accessing booty calls…um, totally kidding. I’d rather find the “piece” that might potentially complete the “puzzle” some day), but maybe the site is right for you. If you’ve always dreamed of online dating, without the actual dating part, check it out. But remember: no kissing on the mouth!