Celebrity MILF Island

Last night’s episode of 30 Rock revolved around a faux reality show called MILF Island. Needless to say it was awesome, and got us thinking: if there was such an island, what MILFs would inhabit it?

You see where I’m going with this; check it out after the jump.

Britney Spears

Age: 26
Home Town: Kentwood, LA
Number of Kids: 2
Baby Daddy: K-Fed

Britney’s erratic behavior is always entertaining. Her feud with rival islander Shar Jackson over K-Fed is sure to bring the drama to celebrity MILF Island.

Jennifer Garner

Age: 35
Home Town: Houston, TX
Number of Kids: 1
Baby Daddy: Ben Affleck

Fit as a f*cking fiddle, Garner has the skills to rough it out. She could whittle a spear out of bamboo, which is awesome on so many levels.

Kate Hudson

Age: 28
Home Town: Los Angeles, CA
Number of Kids: 1
Baby Daddy: Chris Robinson

Kate Hudson has been looking mighty tasty lately, and her role in the severely stoopid but kinda fun Fool’s Gold makes us want to spelunk with her something fierce.

Pam Anderson

Age: 40
Home Town: Ladysmith, British Columbia
Number of Kids: 2
Baby Daddy: Tommy Lee

Pam Anderson’s lifeguard skills will come in handy when Jennifer Garner drowns while attempting to catch tiger sharks with her bare hands. Her boobs can also be used at flotation devices.

Shar Jackson

Age: 31
Home Town: Boston, MA
Number of Kids: 4
Baby Daddy: (2) with high school boyfriend, (2) with K-Fed

Mostly here as tinder to the explosive Britney. And since Shar is everything but relevant, she will be the first to get eaten if desperate times arise.

Tina Louise

Age: 74
Home Town: New York, NY
Number of Kids: 1
Baby Daddy: Les Crane

While her best days may be behind her, SHE’S GINGER FROM GILLIGAN’S ISLAND, DUDE. Respect. And don’t kid yourself — on certain lonely nights, you know you would…