Be James Bond Incarnate with Van Der Led’s WM2 Watch/Cell Phone

Truth be told, I’ve owned about three watches worth mentioning in my lifetime, all of them being poorly-designed Tag Hauer knock-offs bought at the local flea market for $20 apiece. You can’t buy class, I say…or at least you can’t by it on a 17-year old’s budget.

Now that I’m older and wiser, I know a classy watch signifies power and good taste. And if money isn’t a factor, Ven Der Led’s WM2 watch/cell phone hybrid will bestow these characteristics unto you (“unto”…now that’s a classy word right there).

You want gadgets in your gadgets? Well, you’re inquiring about the right product, then: Van Der Led WM2 comes equipped with a 1.3 inch color display, Bluetooth compatibility and 1GB of memory.

Oh yeah…did I mention that it’s a WATCH AND CELL PHONE IN ONE? How amazing is that? I’ll tell you how amazing — very much so. If you’ve ever fancied yourself a secret agent on the lam (or a tech-obsessed geek with Linux mapped in your veins) Van Der Led’s Swiss Army-esque product should suffice…that is, until our lives are controlled with holograms, which I predict will be sometime in September at this rate. THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!