Pete Wentz Likes Girls?!

That seems to be the case as Just Jared is reporting he and long time girlfriend Ashlee Simpson have decided to tie the knot.

This latest move by Wentz to clear up the gay rumors is sure to be a dagger through the heart of thousands of man-loving emo boys across the country.

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